
Markedman
Well-known member
Self described "Polka-metal"
A better description - Chef Frank Zappa mixes in a large bowl, one cup of Lamb of God, one cup of Children of Bodom, a quarter cup of ELP, a quarter cup of Yes, and a quarter cup of Dream Theatre, in a separate bowl mix a quarter cup jazz and country, mix until it sounds like polka. Add all the ingredients together and sprinkle the whole thing with King Crimson and Genesis, bake for 1 hour and 19 minutes.
*Warning* - Goosebumps will develop after a few listens and the hair on the back of your head will be apparent after a dozen or so listens. If you've had a tough past two years you'll most likely weep when you read the lyrics, fucking DEEEEEEP!
A better description - Chef Frank Zappa mixes in a large bowl, one cup of Lamb of God, one cup of Children of Bodom, a quarter cup of ELP, a quarter cup of Yes, and a quarter cup of Dream Theatre, in a separate bowl mix a quarter cup jazz and country, mix until it sounds like polka. Add all the ingredients together and sprinkle the whole thing with King Crimson and Genesis, bake for 1 hour and 19 minutes.
*Warning* - Goosebumps will develop after a few listens and the hair on the back of your head will be apparent after a dozen or so listens. If you've had a tough past two years you'll most likely weep when you read the lyrics, fucking DEEEEEEP!