glpg80":1peqe0zh said:
jmgman69":1peqe0zh said:
glpg80":1peqe0zh said:
Dallas Marlow":1peqe0zh said:
I think I'm out of a job... I can't compete with fake tits and jack daniels... either or but the combo of both
+1
you cant beat'em, and you cant join'em - how many hot young chicks would agree to join your band and sing topless
Or just stand there topless
when chicks are on stage with no clothes on it usually costs more than $8 to see it, this has to be a product of bad economy
Haha, true story.
After some serious though on this, I've decided the one way to win is to go all Heffner on them and date both of them at once, however... I'm pretty sure they would sacrifice me in some kind of ritual, but that's just a guess?