Can a Defibrillator Restart a Slow OT Forum?

[WGAF]

It has come to my genius attention that the OT section isn't pumping along as good as it could.

We need immediate ongoing input & new players on the field as the current team appears a little tired & weary.

So, I want to suggest that someone start wearing an A frame ad & walk the streets of their local area signing up new members specifically for OT.

I also want to suggest that we somehow entice those ignoring fuckers in Rig-Talk to start posting some shit in here. How?

I also want to strongly encourage any current team player to jump out of an aircraft at 30,000 feet without a parachute to promote the OT forum as a publicity stunt. We all know who that SHOULD be, don't we.

So you soft cock lazy mofos, who is going to do what & when?

 

[Giga.Blast]

It appears that you know much more than you think you do not know.

As a mathematician, I am never perplexed or deceived by coincidence as this never occurs in reality. Mathematics is King, the director and pure truth facilitating reason inherent to all the sciences.

Willis, it is suggested that you observe with great measure now.

You may attend one of my formal lectures as a degenerate scalar-field in space once you have passed go. You are not close but consistently wobbly, therefore you have been recited by the generous curious astronauts cloaked as Gods that we have so prudently supplied 'our systems' to organisms for Millennium. You are close to EOL, Sir.

Good luck, Willis.

 

[WGAF]

It appears that you know much more than you think you do not know.

As a mathematician, I am never perplexed or deceived by coincidence as this never occurs in reality. Mathematics is King, the director and pure truth facilitating reason inherent to all the sciences.

Willis, it is suggested that you observe with great measure now.

You may attend one of my formal lectures as a degenerate scalar-field in space once you have passed go. You are not close but consistently wobbly, therefore you have been recited by the generous curious astronauts cloaked as Gods that we have so prudently supplied 'our systems' to organisms for Millennium. You are close to EOL, Sir.

Good luck, Willis.

I don't know about slow Sunday but I certainly know about Psycho Sunday as you're confirming it for us yet again you abstract spewing ass hat.

WTF are you talking about you hat full of assholes?

You give formal lectures? Not likely as the closest thing you are is a lecherous predator, let's ask your poor granny to see what she says.

"consistently wobbly" Nah, that just my nuts jostling around as I pleasure myself on Smooth Sunday.

 

[Giga.Blast]

I'll quorum with the UCSD department Chair of the mathematics department regarding my next symposium in the Warren Lecture Hall on Advanced Vector Analysis; if in fact you'd enjoy to learn of the mechanics of outer space. BTW - nothing is virtual unless you hypervise it.

In the meantime, try to work with me brother.

 

[WGAF]

I'll quorum with the UCSD department Chair of the mathematics department regarding my next symposium in the Warren Lecture Hall on Advanced Vector Analysis; if in fact you'd enjoy to learn of the mechanics of outer space. BTW - nothing is virtual unless you hypervise it.

In the meantime, try to work with me brother.

Are you single?

Do you have a job?

I have to ask as you're a social misfit so I imagine you don't have either.

As a friend I can help you bro

 

[Monkey Man]

Hey man, just like many artistic types, mathematicians can be eccentric too.

 

[WGAF]

Hey man, just like many artistic types, mathematicians can be eccentric too.

I'm on the case MM & I have real evidence as per below.

They call me.......................The Hunter.

 

[Monkey Man]

I doubt Bubba's up to that level of math.