candice's rack…..

[controlled_voltage]

and a really funny blackmore interview

he must be taking the piss,as he comes across as the most miserable cunt EVER!
here is a guy that has done EXACTLY as he has pleased since he was a young man,made millions bending wire, has the bimbo silicone plastic trophy wife, a mansion on the north shore of long Island, etc….

 

[controlled_voltage]

ps
i am digging his "salt and pepper" wig
hehehhehehehe

 

[SLOgriff]

My girlfriend's name is Candice....I came in here with my most menacing Karate stance, ready to rumble!!


But yeah, he's a goob!

 

[Ventura]

At 25 years his younger, I know exactly what she was acquired for

My friend and I back in highschool had an acronym we used for the hot betties...."BFF". This was WELL before the "Best Female Friend" schtick. No, what BFF meant for us back then (and I still find myself uttering it periodically) is "Built For F......!"

 

[Stinkbomb]

Flatulance?

 

[Stinkbomb]

"death…I think it's going to happen to most of us" Genius!

 

[Heritage Softail]

She has nice plump lips...

 

[tripstan]

At 25 years his younger, I know exactly what she was acquired for

My friend and I back in highschool had an acronym we used for the hot betties...."BFF". This was WELL before the "Best Female Friend" schtick. No, what BFF meant for us back then (and I still find myself uttering it periodically) is "Built For F......!"

BTF over here. Built to Fuck

 

[boost]

Holy shit! When did Ritchie Blackmore become Nigel Tufnel?

What's more black than Blackmore? Nothing. None more black.

Druid show and everything. Wow.

 

[Ventura]

Wait.

Is it me or does it look as though Candice is sporting some beefy pipes!?!?

Seriously, chick looks like she's got some bicep action going there...

 

[controlled_voltage]

i reckon she hasn't been properly or profoundly fucked in a long time
he seems to self absorbed and selfish to give her an allnighter

 

[Ventura]

Ya, seems a bit dry and dull the lad, regardless of who he may be or was or thinks he is.

This is rock and roll, dude. Not a medical exam.

 

[Mailman1971]

When he said "People that talk alot tend to say nothing..."
he had to of been talking about his girlfriend that was rattling off about nothing the whole time.

 

[Heritage Softail]

When he said "People that talk alot tend to say nothing..."
he had to of been talking about his girlfriend that was rattling off about nothing the whole time.

Her mouth is better used for other things in the relationship...

 

[moronmountain]

"We would talk for hours," and he thinks words are stupid lol!

 

[Mailman1971]

"We would talk for hours," and he thinks words are stupid lol!

He would Just "Look out the Window" as she talked in his deaf ear.....
and he would simply 'nod'....

 

[Ventura]

What I found interesting is that he's got the exact same name and almost looks a bit like that cool cat from Deep Purple.

 

[snowdog]

Yeah it is unfortunate the way he is in interviews. EVH is one of the biggest assholes in the business, people still love him.

 

[mdc1mdc11]

blackmore still rips on guitar, good for him running his own life instead of a bunch media types running it for him. Hopefully we can see him do some rock projects in the future, although I don't see him working with Gillan anytime in the future (lol).

 

[Stramm8]

Holy shit! When did Ritchie Blackmore become Nigel Tufnel?

What's more black than Blackmore? Nothing. None more black.

Druid show and everything. Wow.

Beat me to it