Checking guitars on Ebay..... Why wont he just leave!!!

[Mailman1971]

Everyone pitch in $10 and we buy it for mailman.

I just send him a message

"I've admired this guitar every time I see it listed on ebay or Craigslist. Could you tell me what those stains are on your sheets please?"

Haha

 

[Findthetone1]

I'll pitch in $10 but it can't be burned. I demand a pic of Dan playing it dressed like Brittany Spears.......(again)

 

[Mailman1971]

I'll pitch in $10 but it can't be burned. I demand a pic of Dan playing it dressed like Brittany Spears.......(again)

Sorry. The Brittany outfit has been retired. Doing Kim Kardashian these days.

 

[scottosan]

The guitar has to be the pride of the trailer park

 

[errrrrl]

Hahahaha oh man... That is awesome! And that sheet, hahaha... I'm totally down to chip in $10 or so!

 

[Findthetone1]

I'll pitch in $10 but it can't be burned. I demand a pic of Dan playing it dressed like Brittany Spears.......(again)

Sorry. The Brittany outfit has been retired. Doing Kim Kardashian these days.

I'm good with that. As long as the back yard matches

 

[alan67]

I'll pitch in $10 but it can't be burned. I demand a pic of Dan playing it dressed like Brittany Spears.......(again)

Sorry. The Brittany outfit has been retired. Doing Kim Kardashian these days.

I'm in

 

[Philo Beddoe]

Hmmm..?

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Glen-Burton-GE4 ... 0005.m1851

 

[Mr. Willy]

How did I not notice the sheet the first time I saw this? Disgusting!

 

[Mailman1971]

Looks like the guy left pecker tracks after making love to Smiley.

 

[Metlupass2]

His response exactly how he wrote it:


what stains?
How to tell?

 

[slyym]

What if it somehow ended up being a really awesome sounding and playing guitar?

 

[glip22]

This thing is almost as bad as charveldan but I think Dan has the edge