Chuck Norris jokes

[JohnnyGtar]

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.

 

[Stripped Rights]

Donnie once threw a grenade that killed 100 people. Then it exploded.

 

[Dan Gleesak]

Why is Chuck Norris always on top?

Because he never fucks up

 

[MadAsAHatter]

Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris

 

[MadAsAHatter]

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, he pushes the world down

 

[Dan Gleesak]

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did

 

[Dan Gleesak]

Chuck Norris has sex with every woman on the planet every month.
Then they bleed for a week

 

[JohnnyGtar]

On the 7th day, God rested. Chuck Norris took over.

 

[Dan Gleesak]

If you flip over China, it says “Made By Chuck Norris”

 

[Monkey Man]

Moving to "Comedy"...

 

[Stripped Rights]

...

Booooooo!

 

[Monkey Man]

It's comedy.

Bant!

 

[Stripped Rights]

It's comedy.

Bant!

But what if comedy is JohnGs hobby? Does it belong there?

 

[Monkey Man]

If there's already a sub-forum for something, that gets priority.

Example:
I moved a Golf thread from "Hobbies", where it was posted, to "Sport" just a few days ago.

 

[Stripped Rights]

If there's already a sub-forum for something, that gets priority.

Example:
I moved a Golf thread from "Hobbies", where it was posted, to "Sport" just a few days ago.

Dude...... I'm not being cereal. Just tryna get some laffs bro. I suppose it's good for you to splain things though.

 

[Monkey Man]

Yup, that was my thinking bro'.

Knew you were joking.

 

[Stripped Rights]

Right on. Didn't mean to derail. Back on track.

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

 

[Stripped Rights]

Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.

 

[Stripped Rights]

Donnie drinks napalm to fight his heartburn.

 

[JohnnyGtar]

Chuck Norris invented airplanes because he was tired of being the only person that could fly.