BeZo
Well-known member
Super pumped to go see Cocaine Bear on opening weekend tonight. Anyone else going to go see the movie based on the true story of Pablo Escobear?
javashred
Member
How was it?
BeZo
Well-known member
Amazing. The perfect balance of blood and humor.
Ben Waylin
Banned
Well-known member
I'm holding out for "Cocaine Shark".
Ben Waylin
Banned
Well-known member
I sure hope so.
Monkey Man
Super Moderator
I think it is IIRC.
Probably very-loosely-based.
Probably very-loosely-based.
Ben Waylin
Banned
Well-known member
Monkey Man
Super Moderator
If only it were real.
That said, considering the number of B-movie shark fillums that've been made (hundreds?), it shouldn't be too long.
That said, considering the number of B-movie shark fillums that've been made (hundreds?), it shouldn't be too long.
BeZo
Well-known member
I think bear movies are the new shark movies. I've already seen two this year. I saw Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey the week prior. There was something oddly satisfying about watching a demented bear whip Christopher Robin with Eeyore's tail to torture him for leaving him to rot in the Hundred Acre Woods. That, and the topless girl being fed into a wood chipper are worth the price of admission. The childhood classic is all grown up now.
