COME IN THIS THREAD IF YOU’RE RETARDED!!

[WEF Chairman]

I’m expecting quite a few of you.

 

[JackBootedThug]

1, 2, 3, potato!!!!

 

[Dan Gleesak]

I like turtles

 

[CRAIG4FSU]

Soooooo angry.

 

[Ben Waylin]

 

[paulyc]

Duh, i like coookies. Derp.

 

[Dan Gleesak]

 

[Stripped Rights]

*your*

 

[ShitSquatch]

*your*

~ss

 

[ShitSquatch]

I"M A FUCKIN RETARD... HELL I'M THE FUCKING RETARD HEAR!!!

~ss

 

[ShitSquatch]

I’m expecting quite a few of you.

Hey, did your dad work long $20 days to be able to afford your bike? Or were your parents really rich?

~ss

 

[WEF Chairman]

Hey, did your dad work long $20 days to be able to afford your bike? Or were your parents really rich?

~ss

What a retarded question.

 

[ShitSquatch]

What a retarded question.

RETARDED BURN!

~ss

 

[Stripped Rights]

Retards

Retards

Let's just all calm down and have a retarded good time.


One time I picked up this chick at a bar. She was pretty messed up slurring and shit. I'm thinking alright this chick likes to party. Brought her back to my place and banged

The

Shit

Out

Of

Her.


Got up the next morning to some of the shittiest bacon and eggs ever and she was still plastered slurring like crazy. She must've started all over again when she got up....... My kinda gal!

Turns out she didn't have a drop. Nope........turns out, she was retarded........ and it turns out I'm just her type.

After I got home from dropping her off at her parents place (you know.......her "caretakers"...because she's......"retarded" and all) I had a really long look in the mirror and wondered whether or not it was wrong that I banged her again before I brought her back home.

 

[ShitSquatch]

I'm so glad we can say RETARD hear...

You guys hear about the retarded midget that escaped from prison by repelling over the back wall?
I'd tell you moar but it's a little con descending.

~ss

 

[Ben Waylin]

 

[311boogieman]

 

[ShitSquatch]

~ss

 

[Monkey Man]

Clear winner for me bro!

 

[dcburn]

Look!
I can high-five myself!