Donation thread to buy VonBonfire a James Tyler

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I'm feeling charitable this morning, so I'll put in my fair share. We only need to raise about $4500 plus tax to get this guitar into VonBonfire's hands. He is a wealth of knowledge and master of the blues, and he specifically needs this exact guitar to record to most soulful album ever to grace the ear of man.

We only need 20 people to kick in $200 a piece. Think of it like donating to feed the hungry in Ethiopia, except we actually get something out of it when he drops his bomb of a blues album on us all.

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They will have to reclassify the way we use years to notate time periods. It will change from BC and AD to BVBBABA and AVBBABA. I think you can do the math on the acronym.
 
SmuggNorris said:
I'm feeling charitable this morning, so I'll put in my fair share. We only need to raise about $4500 plus tax to get this guitar into VonBonfire's hands. He is a wealth of knowledge and master of the blues, and he specifically needs this exact guitar to record to most soulful album ever to grace the ear of man.

We only need 20 people to kick in $200 a piece. Think of it like donating to feed the hungry in Ethiopia, except we actually get something out of it when he drops his bomb of a blues album on us all.

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Firstly you are reading my mind because I was going to start a thread this a.m entitled "Another JAMES TYLER saturday morning". We are truly brothers from different financial mothers.

This would be cool tho. I know there are a few successful business people on the forum that could easily swing buying me the finest JAMES TYLER GUITAR without breaking a sweat financially.. Admittedly I'm still on the fence whether I should aim high for that JAMES TYLER, a vacation shack in the Mississippi delta, or just funnel money into a slush fund to buy @Smash that Dr. Z Maz 18 he keeps talking about. He deserves that amp and a guitar with a nice set of humbuggies.

Good morning brother Smugg. May all the private reserves be yours my friend.
 
If you would like to speak to one of my fiduciary advisors and real estate agents about purchasing that piece of property in Mississippi, I'm more than happy to give you their name and number so you can set up a consultation.

Oh, so Smash is after a Dr Z huh? I'm going to have to induct him into the Tan Pants Boutique Amp Club. We all fly in together once a month to a hunting lodge nestled amidst the extensive woodlands, fertile prairies, and innumerable lakes of beautiful Minnesota where we discuss paper in oil caps, period correct potentiometers, and desirable cones for vintage Celestions and Fanes.

While a Dr Z isn't quite as nice as a Dumble, vintage Fender, or Mark Sampson era Matchless, I think I can get him in. He'd just have to sit at the kid's table if there isn't enough room at the men's table.
 
SmuggNorris said:
If you would like to speak to one of my fiduciary advisors and real estate agents about purchasing that piece of property in Mississippi, I'm more than happy to give you their name and number so you can set up a consultation.
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Seeing as how this thread has upwards of 30 views right now and these "sussessful business owners" haven't so much laid out a dollar I'm not sure it's worth taking up the time of your fiduciary advisors when there are private reserves in high rise corner offices that need to be not only admired, but potentially actually played. Maybe if I can raise my musical profile a little more Paul will just send me a bowel tuner equipped private reserve guitar knowing I will climb the heights of the swarovski crystal scaffolding with.
 
SmuggNorris said:
If you would like to speak to one of my fiduciary advisors and real estate agents about purchasing that piece of property in Mississippi, I'm more than happy to give you their name and number so you can set up a consultation.

Oh, so Smash is after a Dr Z huh? I'm going to have to induct him into the Tan Pants Boutique Amp Club. We all fly in together once a month to a hunting lodge nestled amidst the extensive woodlands, fertile prairies, and innumerable lakes of beautiful Minnesota where we discuss paper in oil caps, period correct potentiometers, and desirable cones for vintage Celestions and Fanes.

While a Dr Z isn't quite as nice as a Dumble, vintage Fender, or Mark Sampson era Matchless, I think I can get him in. He'd just have to sit at the kid's table if there isn't enough room at the men's table.
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I feel like the maz 18 is the trailer park dumble and far more suited to a lower class individual as myself.
 
I am also of the opinion that me and @VonBonfire could start a cutoff tanpants crowd so that people didn't mistake us for the white collar version. Maybe we cut the sleeves off of the dress shirts as well to complete the look. Hmm...motorcycle boots also
 
Even a million dollars wouldn’t buy that guy a fucking clue
 
Smash said:
I feel like the maz 18 is the trailer park dumble and far more suited to a lower class individual as myself.
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Hey hey there Smash, don't talk so negatively about yourself. Let us at the big boy table with the smoked turkey and grass finished beef ribs do that for you.

I kid, I kid. Dr Z is a fine amp. You're more than welcome in the Tan Pants Boutique Amp Club. If you're free next Saturday, I'll have my private jet swing by and pick you up at your local airport.
 
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Even a million dollars wouldn’t buy that guy a fucking clue
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By the same token a million canadian dollars might get you half a cup of coffee.:LOL:

Don't hate on me just because you don't have any rich American friends with private reserves. Heck, you don't have any friends, period.:LOL:
 
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I kid, I kid. Dr Z is a fine amp.
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It is a solid amp but you will not achieve Swarovski crystal scaffolding tones without using a PRS private reserve equipped with Paul's amazing humbuggies.
 
VonBonfire said:
It is a solid amp but you will not achieve Swarovski crystal scaffolding tones without using a PRS private reserve equipped with Paul's amazing humbuggies.
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You know, Paul will never say this in a magazine article or interview, but you know how he gets those humbuckers to have such sweet sweet singing tones? He hires men to force immigrant children to wire them by hand at gunpoint. Their little fingers are so much more dexterous than yours or mine could ever have.
 
SmuggNorris said:
You know, Paul will never say this in a magazine article or interview, but you know how he gets those humbuckers to have such sweet sweet singing tones? He hires men to force immigrant children to wire them by hand at gunpoint. Their little fingers are so much more dexterous than yours or mine could ever have.
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As the Paul Reed Smith brand has been built up over the years with innovative body designs of Paul's like the silver sky and the double cut that Fender and Gibson ripped off from him I think most children just see working for him as a cheer not a chore, and a worthwhile career path.
 
SmuggNorris said:
Five hundred? Great! Thanks for the donation, VonBonfire will really appreciate you helping him reach this goal.
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Perhaps I should stop by your penthouse suite or meet you down at the yacht club this weekend and you can put me in touch with your fiduciary advisor. I'd rather speak to him on a cell phone covered in swarovski crystals so as not to negatively affect the tone on any JAMES TYLER GUITAR purchases I may wind up making via this amazing thread you've created.
 
You're in Texas, correct? I do have a few businesses in Texas I should probably stop by to advise and just check in on. Also, it would take me too long to sail from Rhode Island by this weekend, which is today. Tell you what, I'll fly down there in my Leer jet and then buy a yacht while there and then we can meet on that and discuss business. Does fresh caught red snapper in a shallot prawn butter sauce with champagne suit your palate?
 
SmuggNorris said:
You're in Texas, correct? I do have a few businesses in Texas I should probably stop by to advise and just check in on. Also, it would take me too long to sail from Rhode Island by this weekend, which is today. Tell you what, I'll fly down there in my Leer jet and then buy a yacht while there and then we can meet on that and discuss business. Does fresh caught red snapper in a shallot prawn butter sauce with champagne suit your palate?
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Dang, and a Newport man too eh? Pretty much the greatest cigarette of all time alongside exquisite smoothness of the Turkish blend found in a camel non filter and you get to live in the actual city they are named after? Makes sense with your love of yachting. You have a life most people couldn't dream up brother. Red Snapper in a shallot prawn butter sauce sounds amazing. :LOL:
 
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