Donation thread to buy VonBonfire a James Tyler

By the same token a million canadian dollars might get you half a cup of coffee.:LOL:

Don't hate on me just because you don't have any rich American friends with private reserves. Heck, you don't have any friends, period.:LOL:
Your only friends are those laughing emojis you tag onto the end of every sentence. Hint, they’re laughing at you, not with you
 
Dang, and a Newport man too eh? Pretty much the greatest cigarette of all time alongside exquisite smoothness of the Turkish blend found in a camel non filter and you get to live in the actual city they are named after? Makes sense with your love of yachting. You have a life most people couldn't dream up brother. Red Snapper in a shallot prawn butter sauce sounds amazing. :LOL:
I could go for a menthol right now
 
I can't justify bringing another guitar with a gross headstock into the world.. So I will not donate. Also had the chance to play them at multiple NAMMs and the necks felt like chalk every time. Gross, dry and uninspiring. I'll donate to @VonBonfire getting a Squier Classic Vibes instead.

(I honestly have no idea of the obsession with Tyler guitars.. They fucking blow)

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(I honestly have no idea of the obsession with Tyler guitars.. They fucking blow)
It's the headstock that has captured my attention. Like an amazing overweight sugar mama who buys me griffin analog pedals yet also smokes a mean brisket . Even so @The~Kid told me Charvel is better than a Fender....

I love your strong opinions in this post though. There seems to be a very polarizing nature with players in regards to JAMES TYLER guitars.
 
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Lol, we had this discussion the other day but thanks bro. The only person I would actually let provide me a JAMES TYLER GUITAR free of charge is the JAMES TYLER GUITAR COMPANY. I'd rather see someone donate a couple bills to my brother @Smash for the Dr. Z he wants. He deserves it more than I do a JAMES TYLER.
 
Lol, we had this discussion the other day but thanks bro. The only person I would actually let provide me a JAMES TYLER GUITAR free of charge is the JAMES TYLER GUITAR COMPANY. I'd rather see someone donate a couple bills to my brother @Smash for the Dr. Z he wants. He deserves it more than I do a JAMES TYLER.
Ah. I will get one eventually, im sure. Nothing would make me happier than to see you rockin out with a reverse headstock tyler
 
Ah. I will get one eventually, im sure. Nothing would make me happier than to see you rockin out with a reverse headstock tyler
I'm just concerned that you haven't mentioned the word "humbuggies" when talking about the Maz 18. Maybe @SmuggNorris can provide a vintage PAF or one of Paul Reed Smith's custom child-wound 'buckers to add to the tonal excellence you would experience with such a sweet amp. He is a tone-hound in the finest sense of the word.
 
I'm just concerned that you haven't mentioned the word "humbuggies" when talking about the Maz 18. Maybe @SmuggNorris can provide a vintage PAF or one of Paul Reed Smith's custom child-wound 'buckers to add to the tonal excellence you would experience with such a sweet amp. He is a tone-hound in the finest sense of the word.
It would definitely be played with a vintage pickup. @braintheory was kind enough to provide said humbucker
 
@Smash I have a small stash of humbuckers wound by Seth Lover himself in the late 90s, not too long before his passing. You can't get much more "original" and vintage than that. If you want, I'd happily give you one.
 
@Smash I have a small stash of humbuckers wound by Seth Lover himself in the late 90s, not too long before his passing. You can't get much more "original" and vintage than that. If you want, I'd happily give you one.
I don't like to sing praises to men but you are easily the most generous swell I have ever had the pleasure of meeting. Your depth and breadth of tone knowledge is as high as your beautiful corner high rise office space. The fossilized pterodactyl egg was a beautiful touch to your ebony desk btw.
 
@Smash I have a small stash of humbuckers wound by Seth Lover himself in the late 90s, not too long before his passing. You can't get much more "original" and vintage than that. If you want, I'd happily give you one.

Holy shit, are you Cheddar Kung Pao :hys: :hys: :hys: :hys:
 
I am also of the opinion that me and @VonBonfire could start a cutoff tanpants crowd so that people didn't mistake us for the white collar version. Maybe we cut the sleeves off of the dress shirts as well to complete the look. Hmm...motorcycle boots also

Sounds more like the tan cargo shorts crowd would be a better idea. You can use those extra pockets for slides, ebows, capos and even clip on tuners!

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I don't like to sing praises to men but you are easily the most generous swell I have ever had the pleasure of meeting. Your depth and breadth of tone knowledge is as high as your beautiful corner high rise office space. The fossilized pterodactyl egg was a beautiful touch to your ebony desk btw.
Only the finest in desk decor, sir. Only the finest.
 
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