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[NoHassle]

Urban Vs Kidman

 

[japetus]

They both look trans. Urban can play some guitar though.

 

[Findthetone1]

Dude, she was married to Tom Cruise. There's no way she's not fucked up. Keith better run while he can.

 

[DanTravis62]

I'm gonna guess Nicole Kidman's fault, if only because what's his face can shred

 

[MadAsAHatter]

Option 5 - Got a long way to go to outdo the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard divorce.

 

[japetus]

I'm gonna guess Nicole Kidman's fault, if only because what's his face can shred

Also she was married to Tom Cruise so xenu knows the crazy shit she has been subjected to.

 

[Robostyle]

Peak Kidman was hot AF though

 

[japetus]

Peak Kidman was hot AF though

Yeah she was...

 

[thegame]

She probably misses the Cruise missile

 

[VonBonfire]

Yeah she was...View attachment 418127

I like the out of doors to much to ever date a woman that pasty. Reminds me of the english people who used to rent chairs on the beach. Come in looking like Casper and leave looking like Red Lobster.

 

[japetus]

I like the out of doors to much to ever date a woman that pasty. Reminds me of the english people who used to rent chairs on the beach. Come in looking like Casper and leave looking like Red Lobster.

I get sun when I can

 

[VonBonfire]

I get sun when I can

Weather is getting nice here. High 80's in the daytime, 60's at night. Cut a bunch of grass and hauled wood uphill mon-tues. Weather was so good I ever forgot about @Dan Gleesak when I was pushing the wheelbarrow up the hill, lol.

 

[Floyd Eye]

I like the out of doors to much to ever date a woman that pasty. Reminds me of the english people who used to rent chairs on the beach. Come in looking like Casper and leave looking like Red Lobster.

I’m out of doors during daylight hours. Makes no difference to me what the woman is doing. She can be a vampire if she looks like that.

 

[VonBonfire]

I’m out of doors during daylight hours. Makes no difference to me what the woman is doing. She can be a vampire if she looks like that.

The older I get the less I am concerned with looks and the more I am concerned with a) is she nice and b) can she cook good

 

[Floyd Eye]

The older I get the less I am concerned with looks and the more I am concerned with a) is she nice and b) can she cook good

Mine has all those covered and still looks good naked. So I’m just talking shit really.

 

[CRAIG4FSU]

Man, you guys are bored.

 

[VonBonfire]

Man, you guys are bored.

No sir! I'm watching my soup boil.

 

[japetus]

Man, you guys are bored.

You wanna hear my new riff ive been working on?

 

[Dan Gleesak]

Weather is getting nice here. High 80's in the daytime, 60's at night. Cut a bunch of grass and hauled wood uphill mon-tues. Weather was so good I ever forgot about @Dan Gleesak when I was pushing the wheelbarrow up the hill, lol.

We have our first frost warning tonight. Gotta bring the peppers inside

 

[Wayniac3]

We have our first frost warning tonight. Gotta bring the peppers inside

I'll be in the tree stand Fri am - 41 degrees over night. Woot!