FB Marketplace

[rsm]

I have "if the listing is up the car is still available" in my listing; over half the messages I'm getting are asking if it's still available.

One I like, is "what's the lowest you'll take?" I state my asking price, and say make an offer.

Got a few offers for 1/3 or less of my asking price.

I just ignore stupid / obvious questions (e.g., asking a question that's answered in my listing description).

I may have a serious cash buyer, meeting tomorrow. Got my counterfeit money tester pens. Hope it goes through without drama or stupidity.

 

[phillybhatesme]

Just picked up a bike rack for my car hitch today from FBMP. Easy deal. But yeah, it can def get weird out there.
I list stuff for free sometimes and a dude in a dinosaur costume came to pick something up once lol.

 

[7704A]

I list stuff for free sometimes and a dude in a dinosaur costume came to pick something up once lol.

I aspire to be that guy.

 

[phillybhatesme]

I aspire to be that guy.

He came to pick up something else since then and I gotta admit, I was kind of disappointed he was wearing normal clothing that day. Bud...where's the fucking dinosaur fit?

 

[7704A]

He came to pick up something else since then and I gotta admit, I was kind of disappointed he was wearing normal clothing that day. Bud...where's the fucking dinosaur fit?

"No claws, no scales, no service."

 

[tallcoolone]

I have "if the listing is up the car is still available" in my listing; over half the messages I'm getting are asking if it's still available.

One I like, is "what's the lowest you'll take?" I state my asking price, and say make an offer.

Got a few offers for 1/3 or less of my asking price.

I just ignore stupid / obvious questions (e.g., asking a question that's answered in my listing description).

I may have a serious cash buyer, meeting tomorrow. Got my counterfeit money tester pens. Hope it goes through without drama or stupidity.

Those are all bots. They don’t care what the listing is at all, they just want to steal your money

 

[thegame]

I list stuff for free sometimes and a dude in a dinosaur costume came to pick something up once lol.

That was the era before Barney discovered the Grindrsaur app

 

[rsm]

Sold without issues. Good, fair price. Sold within one day of listing it; good results.

Until next time I need FB Marketplace.