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dirtyfunkg
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Love it!
metalmaniac93
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Funny!!! So true though!!! 
rupe
Active member
Loved this line:
crankyrayhanky
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that should cover most of us here 
overthemountain
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Hmmm... what does it mean if all five signs apply to you?!? lol
Zap
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It's pretty hypocritical to say that anyone who judges is a boring player when the entire article is judgmental. Funny how he devalues technique and then posts a video of Thurston Moore scratching his sex toy along strings, which is the aural equivalent of photographing a plastic crucifix in a jar of piss and calling it art. I'm sorry, but if you think that sounds good, you deserve to be hit in the face with a framing hammer.
Ventura
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This was an awesome read. Fave quote:
"Every dickhead with a pair of spandex pants and a Floyd Rose-equipped axe could outrun the next while naming the 7 modes and doing blow off of the hood of a Z28."
SO CLASSIC!!!!! 
Thanks for posting this - loved it!!
"Every dickhead with a pair of spandex pants and a Floyd Rose-equipped axe could outrun the next while naming the 7 modes and doing blow off of the hood of a Z28."
SO CLASSIC!!!!!
Thanks for posting this - loved it!!
Bob Savage
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I am absolutely offended by that article. The author probably can't even play the lead to Over The Mountain and I'll bet he doesn't even have a PRS or Historic LP. How dare he. I've been playing for more years than the author has been alive. My party rendition of Dave Matthews is spot on and the chicks love it. I know this because they always laugh nervously while looking at their boyfriends.
Steinmetzify
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Lmao...I was reasonably certain I would be all five, and I'm none of them. Apparently I'm the greatest guitarist alive. Not really.
Ventura
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Bob Savage":24pt2ill said:
killertone
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The Life of the Party
Are you that dude that pulls an acoustic guitar out at parties and sings songs? Go fuck yourself. No one wants to hear you stumble over a Dave Matthews or a John Mayer song while you eyefuck girls. Leave the iPod on and grab another beer, you cretin. Also, you're probably not playing the song right: Every song on the planet was not constructed solely out of barre chords.
Are you that dude that pulls an acoustic guitar out at parties and sings songs? Go fuck yourself. No one wants to hear you stumble over a Dave Matthews or a John Mayer song while you eyefuck girls. Leave the iPod on and grab another beer, you cretin. Also, you're probably not playing the song right: Every song on the planet was not constructed solely out of barre chords.
ejecta
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Zap":sdkcmgla said:
garey77
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"Perhaps you have a vibrato that sounds like a goat trying to mount Diane Rehm as she conjures the ghost of Katherine Hepburn with a ouija board?"
blackba
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That one hit very close to the chest. I will leave my acoustic at home and go back to playing for my walls, they always appreciate my playing.rupe":1tyes810 said:
fek
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At one point in time I have been guilty of 4 out of 5. As I have aged, I would say that I am guilty of 1 or 2 consistently.
barnesjd
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Very fun read. Not worth getting offended over even if you disagree IMO
kasperjensen
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killertone":1bbsh6y8 said:The Life of the Party
Are you that dude that pulls an acoustic guitar out at parties and sings songs? Go fuck yourself. No one wants to hear you stumble over a Dave Matthews or a John Mayer song while you eyefuck girls. Leave the iPod on and grab another beer, you cretin. Also, you're probably not playing the song right: Every song on the planet was not constructed solely out of barre chords.
That one got me too!
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!
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Rogue
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Well damn, I thought I was a shitty guitarist for other reasons. This just makes it worse. 
ejecta
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Rogue":1wk9r5z1 said:Well damn, I thought I was a shitty guitarist for other reasons. This just makes it worse.