Folder or Wrapper

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How do you wipe your ass?

  • Fold the TP

  • Wrap the TP around your hand

  • Wad the TP up and dab

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BeZo

BeZo

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And now, for the question that will divide the best of friends faster than religion or politics: How do you wipe your ass?

Do you fold the toilet paper up to reinforce a manageable square? Do you wrap the toilet paper around your hand like a glove? Do you wad it up into a toilet paper loofah and dab your cheeks? Everyone has their own method, and holds a strong opinion about it. Nobody wants to hear that they've been wiping their ass wrong this late in life.
 
Had an inmate once with extremely short arms. I called him t-Rex 🦖. He came through mainline once just bitching and cussing. … pretty much being an all around dickhead. Finally when he paused to take a breath I said how do you wipe your ass? He just stopped and got really wide eyed. Same effect as dumping a bucket of cold water on a dog that’s knotted up in a bitch. Then an inmate started to chuckle…. Then they all started laughing…. Staff thought something happened and came running up… t-Rex 🦖 just looked at me and turned around and walked off. I never saw him again… I’m sorry t-Rex 🦖!!! Wherever you are….
 
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Folds, gotta be folds. If you have a "breakthrough" you are definitely doing it wrong.
 
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