Folder or Wrapper

[BeZo]

And now, for the question that will divide the best of friends faster than religion or politics: How do you wipe your ass?

Do you fold the toilet paper up to reinforce a manageable square? Do you wrap the toilet paper around your hand like a glove? Do you wad it up into a toilet paper loofah and dab your cheeks? Everyone has their own method, and holds a strong opinion about it. Nobody wants to hear that they've been wiping their ass wrong this late in life.

 

[JackBootedThug]

Carefully….

 

[JackBootedThug]

Had an inmate once with extremely short arms. I called him t-Rex . He came through mainline once just bitching and cussing. … pretty much being an all around dickhead. Finally when he paused to take a breath I said how do you wipe your ass? He just stopped and got really wide eyed. Same effect as dumping a bucket of cold water on a dog that’s knotted up in a bitch. Then an inmate started to chuckle…. Then they all started laughing…. Staff thought something happened and came running up… t-Rex just looked at me and turned around and walked off. I never saw him again… I’m sorry t-Rex !!! Wherever you are….

 

[MadAsAHatter]

3 seashells

 

[Matt300ZXT]

Classic

 

[84superchamp]

Folds, gotta be folds. If you have a "breakthrough" you are definitely doing it wrong.

 

[BeZo]

3 seashells

Make sure you vote "other" in the poll. We need to keep the science accurate.

 

[thegame]

@ The Blazing Saddle is my personal bidet

 

[BeZo]

@ The Blazing Saddle is my personal bidet

With the gear collection that some people have on here, I wouldn't be surprised if some people only use a bidet. I probably should have put that as a poll option.

 

[VonBonfire]

Wad the TP up and dab? What the....

 

[BeZo]

Wad the TP up and dab? What the....

 

[voodooradio1]

 

[TheBiggestJerk]

Bidet