For the Eclipse today…

[JimAnsell]

every rube in Michigan is headed to luna peir, ohio today.

 

[japetus]

every rube in the Michigan is headed to luna peir, ohio today. View attachment 302205

What a bunch of Midwest hicks! They could just drive on the other side of the road and get there easily. Fuckin' flatlanders!

 

[shar-vell Dan]

 

[japetus]

Dan it's not too late get over here to the east side, I got some pork steaks and burgers going on...you'll be just in time

 

[Techdeth]

never listened to dark side in full?? damn, i remember doing that my first time in like 6th or 7th grade with my expensive headphones, that shit put me in a hypnotic like trance ive never experienced before or since.

I just never have .

 

[shar-vell Dan]

Dan it's not too late get over here to the east side, I got some pork steaks and burgers going on...you'll be just in time

 

[paulyc]

Everybody go lay some clothes out on the ground like the rapture happened during the eclipse !
! Fuck with the neighbors!

 

[Beyond Black]

We are like 95% totality. I am sacrificing 3 goats and performing an ancient Babylonian ritual set to bring back an ancient demonic entity that can grant one inch of extra penis length to anyone who summons it. Gonna make some cheeseburgers after that, wish me luck!

Goats, cheeseburgers and dick demons!!! WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

 

[Beyond Black]

Everybody go lay some clothes out on the ground like the rapture happened during the eclipse !
! Fuck with the neighbors!

 

[Racerxrated]

Goats, cheeseburgers and dick demons!!! WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

PERFECT title for the next big METULZZ album. Just imagine the dude who gets to do the cover artwork....

 

[Soundstorm]

Please tell me one of you has an ESP Eclipse that you can shred during the total eclipse for extra blessings

 

[shar-vell Dan]

 

[alan67]

 

[headlessdeadguy]

3to315 for us bro

He is probably too far east. It was 99% here on the north side of Columbus.

 

[Kapo_Polenton]

I love Malmsteen's Eclipse album. Not many do... but it's in his top 4 albums for me!

95% so partial eclipse here. I am looking through 5 $ amazon paper glasses that my dad said are " certified". I imagine most of us are.

 

[Kapo_Polenton]

I used to use this as my ring tone until one day I was in a meeting with a bunch of adults acting professionally and my phone went off. Such a killer tune, f-cking love it. The days when Malmsteen used REAL drummers!

 

[Techdeth]

He is probably too far east. It was 99% here on the north side of Columbus.

It got almost completely dark here . That’s was by the coolest part

 

[Charvel1975]

That was so cool

 

[paulyc]

Once upon a time there was light in my life, now there’s only self love in the dark, nothing I can do, total eclipse and a shart

 

[shar-vell Dan]