For the love of all things holy, no more AXE-FX talk!

[HottKarl]

The GAS is killing me.....and if I pick one up, the wife will NOT be pleased and I'll probably wind up humping my hand for a month.

 

[Juggernaut]

hand humping for a month or axe-fx......hmmm...


where's the jergens?

 

[HottKarl]

where's the jergens?

Literally.

 

[Juggernaut]

 

[PeteLaramee]

I haven't been around in a while...what's an axe-fx?

 

[blackba]

Rig Talk is currently beating the Gear Page on Axe-Fx threads, I never thought I would see that happen

 

[Krinkle]

Juggernaut, speaking of hand humping, who is that in your avatar????????

 

[Juggernaut]

no idea, just some random pic

 

[dfrattaroli]

Ok, no more talk about Axe Fx...

...or how great the Cornford sim is.

 

[Gainzilla]

no idea, just some random pic

Looks Like Krystal Steal

 

[dfrattaroli]

Looks Like Krystal Steal

Sweet baby Jesus, the ass.

 

[* velcro-fly *]

Ok, no more talk about Axe Fx...

...or how great the Cornford sim is.

or the CAE 3+

 

[HottKarl]

no idea, just some random pic

Looks Like Krystal Steal

I'm guessing Krystal Steal is a porn chick......how you have time to keep track of porn chicks with a kid is impressive.

 

[Gainzilla]

no idea, just some random pic

Looks Like Krystal Steal

I'm guessing Krystal Steal is a porn chick......how you have time to keep track of porn chicks with a kid is impressive.

when it comes to porn, Ive got this Rainman like ability in all fairness, Krystal steal came out before my son...

 

[Zachman]

no idea, just some random pic

Looks Like Krystal Steal

I'm guessing Krystal Steal is a porn chick......how you have time to keep track of porn chicks with a kid is impressive.

when it comes to porn, Ive got this Rainman like ability in all fairness, Krystal steal came out before my son...

This is sig worthy

 

[crwnedblasphemy]

no idea, just some random pic

Looks Like Krystal Steal

I'm guessing Krystal Steal is a porn chick......how you have time to keep track of porn chicks with a kid is impressive.

when it comes to porn, Ive got this Rainman like ability in all fairness, Krystal steal came out before my son...

She probably also got "Came on" before your son as well....numerous times!

 

[Krinkle]

You know what, you're right, that is Krystal Steal! I thought that I knew them all but I have to give it to, you are the Rainman of porn!

So it seems that there's no way to keep an Axe FX thread from getting bumped, it even manifests porn discussions to keep it's name at the top of the heap!

 

[Zachman]

You know what, you're right, that is Krystal Steal! I thought that I knew them all but I have to give it to, you are the Rainman of porn!

So it seems that there's no way to keep an Axe FX thread from getting bumped, it even manifests porn discussions to keep it's name at the top of the heap!

Axe-FX's are COOL, no getting around it-- and trying to squash that is a futile act...

 

[AmpliFIRE]

Looks Like Krystal Steal

Sweet baby Jesus, the ass.

That'll be 5 Hail Mary's and 3 Our Fathers for using the lords name in vein

 

[HottKarl]

I never go that into porn.....but when I was sort of into it, Ginger Lynn and Amber Lynn were the hotties. That was back when porn was basically watching people screwing.

Now it seems like porn has become this nightmare of spitting, ass-stretching, gang-banging, choking, and A2M gagging. Not sure how it got so far down this path. All I know is, you start watching something and things get rolling....and before you can grab the remote, suddenly, you get a close up of some girls gaping purple a--hole actually farting some dudes load out while some dude is moaning, "Yeah, yeeeeaaaaah, push it out baby." WTF?!?!