For the love of all things holy, no more AXE-FX talk!

[* velcro-fly *]

I never go that into porn.....but when I was sort of into it, Ginger Lynn and Amber Lynn were the hotties. That was back when porn was basically watching people screwing.

Now it seems like porn has become this nightmare of spitting, ass-stretching, gang-banging, choking, and A2M gagging. Not sure how it got so far down this path. All I know is, you start watching something and things get rolling....and before you can grab the remote, suddenly, you get a close up of some girls gaping purple a--hole actually farting some dudes load out while some dude is moaning, "Yeah, yeeeeaaaaah, push it out baby." WTF?!?!

I'm pretty sure there is no patch for that on the AxeFx, although the "Poltergeist Pigs" patch does make some rude sounds

 

[realityescapes]

I never go that into porn.....but when I was sort of into it, Ginger Lynn and Amber Lynn were the hotties. That was back when porn was basically watching people screwing.

Now it seems like porn has become this nightmare of spitting, ass-stretching, gang-banging, choking, and A2M gagging. Not sure how it got so far down this path. All I know is, you start watching something and things get rolling....and before you can grab the remote, suddenly, you get a close up of some girls gaping purple a--hole actually farting some dudes load out while some dude is moaning, "Yeah, yeeeeaaaaah, push it out baby." WTF?!?!

HAHAHAH soo true... Thats some funny shit right there.....

 

[Szar]

Looks Like Krystal Steal

Sweet baby Jesus, the ass.

The ass to end all asses!

 

[* velcro-fly *]

ok, no more

 

[HottKarl]

ok, no more

The sheer volume of Axe FX threads right now is staggering. Clearly, I have no pull here whatsoever.

That said, I'm this close to picking one up.

The wife is now gainfully employed after an 8 month layoff. Once we get our finances back where I'm comfortable, one will probably somehow wind up at my house.

 

[blackba]

ok, no more

The sheer volume of Axe FX threads right now is staggering. Clearly, I have no pull here whatsoever.

That said, I'm this close to picking one up.

The wife is now gainfully employed after an 8 month layoff. Once we get our finances back where I'm comfortable, one will probably somehow wind up at my house.

I hope you don't mind mesa mark V talk, cause that is going to give the Axe-FX threads a run for its money

 

[shredi knight]

The GAS is killing me.....and if I pick one up, the wife will NOT be pleased and I'll probably wind up humping my hand for a month.

It's all relative to how long you've been married, but that sounds like a win/win situation to me.

 

[JTyson]

Rig Talk is currently beating the Gear Page on Axe-Fx threads, I never thought I would see that happen

+1, me either