I know, like a 1 or 2 U unit capable of producing multiple effects? That could then be patched into the amp via some sort of switchable loop? We could call it a multi-effects or something
I'm not nearly as pissed off about this think as y'all seem to be, but there is a pretty good argument for splitting out the digital, or else implementing a graphic EQ using digital potentiometer ICs or something that could be serviced even if it involved one funky part.