Funniest prank you've done.

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I love tossing restaraunt bathrooms. Especially if the service sucks. But one of the funniest things I've done is at a former job. I got in early, with a set of those torx security bits and loosened almost every single bolt in a bathroom stall to the point where a couple of swings of the door opening or closing = collapse.
Now I don't know if it was when he was entering or leaving, but a co-worker went in to take a dump I suppose and about 10 am and I heard a loud bang and a bunch of shouting. Few of us went in to see what happened and 2 out of the 3 walls were on the floor. I laughed my ass off. I hope it collapsed mid shit.

Whatchu got?
 


My buddy & i both Vets were Camo'd up in BDU's & web gear in da woods at a Quarry.
3 teens showed up we were hiding in the woods could hear them coming 1/2 mile away.
I did a Tiger roar / snarl they went running back 1/2 mile thinking a tiger was after them screaming.
Its a convincing call.

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Way back in 1993 I took a piss in my then girlfriend's closet while she was taking a shower.

Fast forward to last week, I snuck into my current girlfriend's apartment while she was sleeping and took a massive dump in her toilet, no flush, then left.
 
shar-vell Dan said:


My buddy & i both Vets were Camo'd up in BDU's & web gear in da woods at a Quarry.
3 teens showed up we were hiding in the woods could hear them coming 1/2 mile away.
I did a Tiger roar / snarl they went running back 1/2 mile thinking a tiger was after them screaming.
Its a convincing call.

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Love this quote
"If you go in the jungle 100 times, you might see the tiger once, but be assured that the tiger has seen you 99 times." - Tribal People of India
 
billsbigego said:
I love tossing restaraunt bathrooms. Especially if the service sucks.
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Like you go in restaurants and trash the bathrooms if you were unhappy with your service?

Who is getting pranked in that situation? Because the people that have to clean that shit up aren’t the ones responsible for the poor service. The dishwasher who is usually pushing 70 and has to work 3 jobs to pay his rent is the one that gets sent to clean that shit up.
 
I have done lots of mean things…God forgive me because I’m a vindictive mf’er…
My son’s girlfriend was living with him and she broke up with him and was being a cunt. I went over to help him out with some stuff. I had to take a coffee dump and while in the bathroom I noticed her dirty clothes laying in the floor. I grabbed her fuckin pretty pink panties and wiped my ass with them…. And threw them on the pile for everyone to see. Cause fuck her…..that’s why…I could go on for awhile…lol
 
Put a pile of great dane dookie in the litter box when my wife had it in the bathroom. Fucked her up good with that one. Every time I went to the bathroom I would scoop the litter. I’m trying to help her. Flush the cat dookie. Then she says she thinks that the cats are sick because the litter box is clean….ding..ding…so that’s how that went down… her screaming reaction was awesome…
 
We used to go to house parties, if the hosts were douchy or assholes or whatever we’d go in the bathroom and run their toothbrushes up our asses and piss in the shampoo and conditioner bottles.
 
paulyc said:
We used to go to house parties, if the hosts were douchy or assholes or whatever we’d go in the bathroom and run their toothbrushes up our asses and piss in the shampoo and conditioner bottles.
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Ahhh….that toothbrush in the booty explains a lot to me my friend…if only they could see what you can put in there now…
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Basic training, bedtime when we were all in underwear. The plan was to rub BenGay on a guy’s pecker, about 4 of us held him down while one guy did the applying. The joke was actually on the guy who did the rubbing.
 
RevDrucifer said:
Like you go in restaurants and trash the bathrooms if you were unhappy with your service?

Who is getting pranked in that situation? Because the people that have to clean that shit up aren’t the ones responsible for the poor service. The dishwasher who is usually pushing 70 and has to work 3 jobs to pay his rent is the one that gets sent to clean that shit up.
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I was waiting for this, and here you are. LOL
I'm usually drunk.
I was at an outback once. I took a 4' palm tree, took it out of the pot and put it in one of the johns in the stall. Was F'N hilarious.
 
billsbigego said:
I was waiting for this, and here you are. LOL
I'm usually drunk.
I was at an outback once. I took a 4' palm tree, took it out of the pot and put it in one of the johns in the stall. Was F'N hilarious.
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* why we can’t have nice little trees in bathrooms anymore… ?
 
Let's just say that the "Rick Roll" started on Napster years before Youtube.
 
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