God bless Donald J Trump appreciation thread

[Picasso]

nice, I have another stalker.

should take you a few weeks to hitchhike here.

Looks and acts just like Bagel and Creamcheese.

 

[rsm]

Looks and acts just like Bagel and Creamcheese.

well, it's often difficult to tell libtards apart thanks to their overwhelming stupidity, simple thoughts and vapidness.

 

[JamesTiberiusKirk]

@Floyd Eye

You really are an idiot dude. There isn't anything called "The Epstein Files". There are a lot of documents involved in the investigation, many of which are of no actual relevance.

Don't argue with me dude, take it up with the justice dept.

https://www.justice.gov/epstein

 

[JamesTiberiusKirk]

Looks and acts just like Bagel and Creamcheese.

FANCY bagels, dumbass. You and Floyd Fatassun sure look stupid (no surprise) in this thread.

 

[VonBonfire]

FANCY bagels, dumbass. You and Floyd Fatassun sure look stupid (no surprise) in this thread.

Are Lender's bagels considered fancy?

 

[70 Mach 1]

JTK=couch=donnie=phoney iommi all the same Dem

 

[JamesTiberiusKirk]

Are Lender's bagels considered fancy?

Calling @The~Kid .

I'm not qualified to make any kind of bagel proclamation.

 

[VonBonfire]

JTK=couch=donnie=phoney iommi all the same Dem

The real Donnie died late last year I believe. RIP

 

[JamesTiberiusKirk]

JTK=couch=donnie=phoney iommi all the same Dem

I'm a deceased person now? Hahahahah.

Well, it *was* just Easter a while ago.

 

[VonBonfire]

Calling @The~Kid .

I'm not qualified to make any kind of bagel proclamation.

Thanks.

@The~Kid is a Lender's bagel considered fancy or are we talking something that you buy out of a display case that a pink haired man or gender confused teen extracts? Do I violate protocol if I use Polaner's all fruit on a Lender's since it's technically more than a jelly? I need answers.

 

[JamesTiberiusKirk]

I'm gonna go out on a limb here. I'd guess, and this is just a guess so don't chastise me if I'm wrong, that a fancy bagel is anything other than a plain bagel or onion bagel with anything other than butter, cream cheese, and lox - with a bit of ground pepper on the lox.

No sprinkles, or anything sweet. Savory only.

How close am I @The~Kid ?

 

[VonBonfire]

I'm gonna go out on a limb here. I'd guess, and this is just a guess so don't chastise me if I'm wrong, that a fancy bagel is anything other than a plain bagel or onion bagel with anything other than butter, cream cheese, and lox - with a bit of ground pepper on the lox.

No sprinkles, or anything sweet. Savory only.

How close am I @The~Kid ?

Yeah but blueberry bagels and stuff are pretty commonly sold at the grocer in bags. I view a fancy bagel more like something you'd buy individually at a starbucks or something with one of those overpriced coffees. Stuff that rich people and kids with no financial discipline spend money on.

 

[JamesTiberiusKirk]

Yeah but blueberry bagels and stuff are pretty commonly sold at the grocer in bags. I view a fancy bagel more like something you'd buy individually at a starbucks or something with one of those overpriced coffees. Stuff that rich people and kids with no financial discipline spend money on.

That works too. Kinda like avocado toast.

I haven't had a bagel in a dog's age. Now I really want one. Hahahaha.

I'm dreaming of a fresh, plain bagel with a schmear of cream cheese (Philly works, but the plain one), lox, a few capers, dash of pepper and a bit of pickled red onion. Lightly toasted.

Damn...*searches fridge for a snack*

 

[VonBonfire]

I haven't had a bagel in a dog's age. Now I really want one. Hahahaha.

Yeah we need to end this conversation lol. A toasted blueberry bagel slathered in butter sounds dang good right now.

But truthfully I'd rather have a double chocolate donut. Those pretty much make any bagel seems like trash. So is a double chocolate donut just a fancy bagel taken to extremes?

@The~Kid

 

[JDs Couch]

I'm gonna go out on a limb here. I'd guess, and this is just a guess so don't chastise me if I'm wrong, that a fancy bagel is anything other than a plain bagel or onion bagel with anything other than butter, cream cheese, and lox - with a bit of ground pepper on the lox.

No sprinkles, or anything sweet. Savory only.

How close am I @The~Kid ?

My understanding (mind you I ain't from round them parts) is that Fancy Bagels is actually a chain of outlets in the NE of the United States.

 

[70 Mach 1]

You cant afford a fancy bagel

 

[rsm]

Real bagels, aka Jerusalem bagels, as sold in the Old City; usually covered in sesame seeds, not round but oval, slightly sweet, crispy on the outside, are light, airy, fluffy and tender, not chewy, on the inside. Not easy to find in the US.

 

[JDs Couch]

Real bagels, aka Jerusalem bagels, as sold in the Old City; usually covered in sesame seeds, not round but oval, slightly sweet, crispy on the outside, are light, airy, fluffy and tender, not chewy, on the inside. Not easy to find in the US.

Ah, Jerusalem. The capital of the USA.

 

[rsm]

Ah, Jerusalem. The capital of the USA.

...and the bane of libtards around the world.

 

[JDs Couch]