Got my friend a birthday present...think he'll be happy?

[Shreddy Mercury]

I'm throwing a surprise birthday party for my bro tomorrow. Gonna show up with some pizzas and cokes, a few of our old high school buddies, and we're just gonna play some old school video games on the retro game console I built for him, maybe a little guitar since a few of us play; who knows.

Anyways, I printed these out, cut them up real cleanly and put them in an envelope. I'm going to give the sealed envelope to his wife and tell him it's a gift certificate I got him that'd mean much more coming from her.

Upon opening, I'm going to tell him they're redeemable for one free butt stuff each. I think he'll be over the moon, personally.

 

[japetus]

I guess if your "bank" doesn't redeem them in some wierd "brother butt fucking?"...butt frankly I feel as though it is tasteless. I'd probably give them a nice gift certifcate to a steak house...arrange a good bottle of wine when they arrive. On birthdays as we get older...it's important to keep it real. Or else, get a couple silver coins, hand them to him in a respectful manner and keep it low key.

 

[JamesTiberiusKirk]

That totally depends on wifey's sensa humor. You could end up with her thinking you're a disgusting pig or with her laughing. Only you can make the call. But if you're even the LEAST unsure, go with the real gift cert. or the sliver coins. Get silver dollars from his birth year. That's always a cool present imho.

 

[MadAsAHatter]

Hopefully he doesn't decide to redeem them with you, all in one night

 

[311boogieman]

If you bring enough coke it won't matter.

 

[Shreddy Mercury]

Hopefully he doesn't decide to redeem them with you, all in one night

Goddamn dude

 

[creep66]

Your friend: " How come you have tickets to butt fuck my wife?"

 

[thegame]

Don’t write chèques your ass can’t cash. So use legal tender instead!