Have a mortgage / need a mortgage?

[WEF Chairman]

Hey there! I've had my fair share of experiences with mortgages, so I thought I'd chime in. If you already have a mortgage, it's essential to stay on top of your payments and consider refinancing if it makes sense for your financial situation. On the other hand, if you're in the market for a mortgage, it's wise to explore different lenders and loan options to find the best fit for you. A Mortgage Broker in Worcester could be a valuable resource to help you navigate the process, understand your options, and secure a mortgage that aligns with your needs. Don't hesitate to reach out and get some expert guidance!

 

[WEF Chairman]

Trust me bro, I have huge moobs.

 

[BenSilver]

Absolutely! If you're looking for a mortgage, I highly recommend checking out Vanguard Mortgage!

 

[Stripped Rights]

Absolutely! If you're looking for a mortgage, I highly recommend checking out Vanguard Mortgage!

As they say.....show us your tits!

 

[Monkey Man]

... I highly recommend checking out Vanguard Mortgage!

I highly recommend you go and tell someone outside of his forum "Ben".

Bot fail!

 

[FrancescaBoone]

I totally get it; financial stuff can be like navigating a maze! If you're dealing with mortgages, it's always smart to seek expert advice. I remember when I needed help with my mortgage, Mortgage Broker in Swindon came to the rescue! They were like my financial superheroes, guiding me through all the complexities with ease. When it comes to money matters, having a knowledgeable pro on your side can make all the difference! So, if you're in need of mortgage assistance, don't hesitate to reach out to the experts. They'll help you find the best options and avoid any potential pitfalls.

 

[Ben Waylin]

I'm totally debt free, Francesca !

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[rsm]

I totally get it; financial stuff can be like navigating a maze! If you're dealing with mortgages, it's always smart to seek expert advice. I remember when I needed help with my mortgage, Mortgage Broker in Swindon came to the rescue! They were like my financial superheroes, guiding me through all the complexities with ease. When it comes to money matters, having a knowledgeable pro on your side can make all the difference! So, if you're in need of mortgage assistance, don't hesitate to reach out to the experts. They'll help you find the best options and avoid any potential pitfalls.

we're gonna need to see your "spicy" pictures first.

 

[Monkey Man]

They were like my financial superheroes, guiding me through all the complexities with ease.

Well, you have a new superhero now Francesca - SimianMan, and he'll guide you through the complexity of finding something to do outside of Rig Talk:

"Surf the digital ether 'til entropy degrades your code into an unrecognisable digital hash, bot".

Well, I guess your new hero's spoken, so who'm I to argue? Surf's up.

Begone, bot!

 

[Stripped Rights]

Well, you have a new superhero now Francesca - SimianMan, and he'll guide you through the complexity of finding something to do outside of Rig Talk:

"Surf the digital ether 'til entropy degrades your code into an unrecognisable digital hash, bot".

Well, I guess your new hero's spoken, so who'm I to argue? Surf's up.

Begone, bot!

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Awwww, I wanted to see some tits!

 

[Monkey Man]

I pondered asking it to show us, but I knew all we'd see is 1s and 0s.

The bottom-of-the-barrel bots we get around here always fail to deliver. Always.

 

[Stripped Rights]

I pondered asking it to show us, but I knew all we'd see is 1s and 0s.

The bottom-of-the-barrel bots we get around here always fail to deliver. Always.

I guess this is the best we can hope for.

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[SyanVergio]

Jokes aside, any help with finding a reliable mortgage broker?

 

[Monkey Man]

Jokes aside, any help with finding a reliable mortgage broker?

Jokes aside, here's what I wrote 2 posts before you:

The bottom-of-the-barrel bots we get around here always fail to deliver. Always.

Yup, bottom-of-the-barrel bot and you've failed to deliver, as expected and predicted.

Bot-fail!

 

[Cozzyjame]

Have you guys thought about chatting with a Mortgage Broker? They've helped me and others I know find our way through the mortgage maze.

 

[Monkey Man]

Have you guys thought about chatting with a Mortgage Broker? They've helped me and others I know find our way through the mortgage maze.

You couldn't write this stuff. Like fruit flies to a strip of fly bait.

Bot-fail.

 

[Stumplegriltskin]

Jokes aside, any help with finding a reliable mortgage broker?

They all suck. You have to read books and educate yourself to know all the angles. They are no better than used car salesmen.
I position it like this. I'm going to know more about their system then they do before I embark on the quest.

 

[84superchamp]

The link in the OP is long gone, is this thread subject in any way related to drastic easing of mortgage guidelines initiated by Bill Clinton that resulted in the “mortgage bubble” that eventually burst and closed mortgage firms and banks, resulting in a housing depression and huge financial losses?