Have people forgotten how to walk.......

[Stumplegriltskin]

I'm so glad my dick doesn't work anymore.

 

[Laputan Machine]

this entire forum is bots

 

[Robostyle]

If someone said the sky was blue, you'd say " I wouldn't say blue"

 

[Stumplegriltskin]

I'm so glad my dick doesn't work anymore.

See, that's the good thing about being in my 50's
Same wife for 22 years. Never horny. Dick doesn't work. It's liberating. One less thing to think about and I couldn't be happier.
See the thing is this fellas. You can drool all you want over any sexy woman you see, but the probability of anything physical happening is .1% if that.
Why? There's too many fucking men on this planet. I wish there was a button I could press to decimate the male population of the planet to the point where there's only about 10,000 men on the planet, me included. But I no longer need to think about that, the competition thing for women, because I no longer give a shit. It's seriously liberating. It's called freedom. One less thing on my mind.

 

[VonBonfire]

See, that's the good thing about being in my 50's
Same wife for 22 years. Never horny. Dick doesn't work. It's liberating. One less thing to think about and I couldn't be happier.
See the thing is this fellas. You can drool all you want over any sexy woman you see, but the probability of anything physical happening is .1% if that.
Why? There's too many fucking men on this planet. I wish there was a button I could press to decimate the male population of the planet to the point where there's only about 10,000 men on the planet, me included. But I no longer need to think about that, the competition thing for women, because I no longer give a shit. It's seriously liberating. It's called freedom. One less thing on my mind.

I turnt into my old man who wouldn't ever buy stuff besides hunting and fishing licenses cause he hated maintenance. I never understood it until I had a bunch of my own stuff to maintain. That includes relationships. A good woman is like a good old truck she takes you where you need to go and does everything you ask of her but you better take care of her or she'll leave you on the side of the road.

 

[Monkey Man]

this entire forum is bots

Maybe you're joking?

If not, just 1 example please.

 

[Laputan Machine]

Maybe you're joking?

If not, just 1 example please.

Maybe you're a bot

 

[Monkey Man]

Glad we got that cleared-up.