Have people forgotten how to walk.......

[Stumplegriltskin]

I'm so glad my dick doesn't work anymore.

 

[Laputan Machine]

this entire forum is bots

 

[Robostyle]

If someone said the sky was blue, you'd say " I wouldn't say blue"

 

[Stumplegriltskin]

I'm so glad my dick doesn't work anymore.

See, that's the good thing about being in my 50's
Same wife for 22 years. Never horny. Dick doesn't work. It's liberating. One less thing to think about and I couldn't be happier.
See the thing is this fellas. You can drool all you want over any sexy woman you see, but the probability of anything physical happening is .1% if that.
Why? There's too many fucking men on this planet. I wish there was a button I could press to decimate the male population of the planet to the point where there's only about 10,000 men on the planet, me included. But I no longer need to think about that, the competition thing for women, because I no longer give a shit. It's seriously liberating. It's called freedom. One less thing on my mind.

 

[VonBonfire]

See, that's the good thing about being in my 50's
Same wife for 22 years. Never horny. Dick doesn't work. It's liberating. One less thing to think about and I couldn't be happier.
See the thing is this fellas. You can drool all you want over any sexy woman you see, but the probability of anything physical happening is .1% if that.
Why? There's too many fucking men on this planet. I wish there was a button I could press to decimate the male population of the planet to the point where there's only about 10,000 men on the planet, me included. But I no longer need to think about that, the competition thing for women, because I no longer give a shit. It's seriously liberating. It's called freedom. One less thing on my mind.

I turnt into my old man who wouldn't ever buy stuff besides hunting and fishing licenses cause he hated maintenance. I never understood it until I had a bunch of my own stuff to maintain. That includes relationships. A good woman is like a good old truck she takes you where you need to go and does everything you ask of her but you better take care of her or she'll leave you on the side of the road.

 

[Monkey Man]

this entire forum is bots

Maybe you're joking?

If not, just 1 example please.

 

[Laputan Machine]

Maybe you're joking?

If not, just 1 example please.

Maybe you're a bot

 

[Monkey Man]

Glad we got that cleared-up.

 

[84superchamp]

Idk.......


Been walking a lot around town...... getting to and from work....... or just walking more for the sake of health and it feels good.


More than a few times from both men and women have gotten random compliments about how I walk in their cars as I pass the lights....... swag or whatever dont know......



Yesterday some college girls and young 20 somethings in a nice ass new Mercedes Benz also waived me down..... said something about how I walk as they blushed.... the blonde one really wanted attention too and was kind of telling me to come over or in the car.......



Part of me is like damn I should have spit some game and hook up but another part is like Im 35, Im taken too....... cute ass blonde girl and a latina college girls...... kind of felt like Harry and Loyd in that final scene of Dumb and Dumber.... I look like a goddamn bum IMO..... but them college girls couldnt get enough as I was walking down the light......



Yeah those college girls sure looked sweet and were ready to have some fun...... but Im taken



Just find it pretty interesting..... dont know if its a strut, my pace, Brad Pitt swag...... but I guess women like a man that knows how to walk.

Cool story, bro.

 

[The~Kid]

Cool story, bro.

Yeah kind of..... And well yeah bitches like a man with confident strut I figure

 

[The~Kid]

Sort of how bitches like seeing a man do pushups......


Just because.....


Yeah a good strut makes bitches wet...... Trust