Hah I don't know what to say, but I appreciate you missing me. My parents are really into antiques. I find it to be one of the most boring things. Funnily enough, it's just this '84 Charvel SD I have that has poly (it really irks me as you've noticed), not my newer guitars (they're nitro (newer nitro), 2 have oil sadly (not a fan either. I even prefer thin poly to oil). My '57 LP Jr is somewhere in the top 3 for me, but not sure about #1 anymore. I don't think anything will send it packing. It has a very specific sound that I think would be too hard to make obsolete even if I could somehow get a real '59 LP