Hot ass chic playing a splawn!

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rlord1974":116doeou said:
For example, consider a shit stain on the sleeve of your shirt. If the amount of shit in the stain was increased, would the shirt or the stain be "better".

I didn't think so.

Wrong. The stain would indeed be better although the shirt would not.
 
Bob Savage":1f2vedby said:
rlord1974":1f2vedby said:
For example, consider a shit stain on the sleeve of your shirt. If the amount of shit in the stain was increased, would the shirt or the stain be "better".

I didn't think so.

Wrong. The stain would indeed be better although the shirt would not.

Bob, I believe we are both missing the bigger picture here, and that is the impact such a shit stain would have on your interpersonal relationships.

Nobody wants to be next to the person with shit on their sleeve.
 
rlord1974":x9wsr3l6 said:
Bob, I believe we are both missing the bigger picture here, and that is the impact such a shit stain would have on your interpersonal relationships.

Nobody wants to be next to the person with shit on their sleeve.

There have been many times that I've been in conversations where I wished I had such a stain on my sleeve. A BIG one.
 
Bob Savage":taeu29ly said:
rlord1974":taeu29ly said:
Bob, I believe we are both missing the bigger picture here, and that is the impact such a shit stain would have on your interpersonal relationships.

Nobody wants to be next to the person with shit on their sleeve.

There have been many times that I've been in conversations where I wished I had such a stain on my sleeve. A BIG one.
No donuts for you
 
yeti":2ebh6agx said:
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or, this could just all be me posturing cause im an over the hill wishing for/wanting for fat guy and just coming to terms with the bitter "i can't have it so it sucks"-ness!!!!



I suspect that this is the case with many here.


She's a good player, especially for being such a "youngster" and one who could've used her substantial physical attributes alone to get much of what she wanted in life. I started playing guitar because I didn't have those attributes, but truly fell in love with it later. Top that all off with the fact that she has great taste in music -- which is quite surprizing considering the normal tendencies for someone in her age group.

I'm having trouble seeing the downside here (not to mention the reason for all of the hate/dismissal). Guitar players -- even good ones -- are a dime a dozen any more. It's all a big yawner. I sometimes hate YouTube because it's all become old hat. But at least this chick is someone I can enjoy looking at as well as listening to. I tend to think that she's got the possibility of a bright future in music, which is more than can be said for many of us. :lol: :LOL:
 
That chick is hot, pretty good chops too though I would like to see better vibrato in the next 5 years.... then again i'd like to see her do a lot of other things in the next five years too!

Orianthi.. so tired of hearing about her.. Her beat it solo timing is horrible and she has no feel when she plays it. People always get so excited just because she is a chick and she can play basic licks. She never does anything that blows me away. Sounds like someone playing scales with a few tricks vs. someone who has killer phrasing like I don't know... a John Norum , vinnie moore or a Waren Demartini lol. (i'm such an 80's gutar player nut hugger)
 
BTW the only reason that girl will have a bright future is because she is hot and someone like a michael jackson or Alice cooper will hire her as a sideshow focal point rather than going with someone with better chops. So really, her looks..killer session guitar players are all over the place.
 
Kapo_Polenton":bczln35r said:
BTW the only reason that girl will have a bright future is because she is hot and someone like a michael jackson or Alice cooper will hire her as a sideshow focal point rather than going with someone with better chops. So really, her looks..killer session guitar players are all over the place.

I'm pretty sure that Michael Jackson won't be hiring her.
 
Bob Savage":1wqwzzkz said:
Kapo_Polenton":1wqwzzkz said:
BTW the only reason that girl will have a bright future is because she is hot and someone like a michael jackson or Alice cooper will hire her as a sideshow focal point rather than going with someone with better chops. So really, her looks..killer session guitar players are all over the place.

I'm pretty sure that Michael Jackson won't be hiring her.


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daver101":124viwg3 said:
Bob Savage":124viwg3 said:
Kapo_Polenton":124viwg3 said:
BTW the only reason that girl will have a bright future is because she is hot and someone like a michael jackson or Alice cooper will hire her as a sideshow focal point rather than going with someone with better chops. So really, her looks..killer session guitar players are all over the place.

I'm pretty sure that Michael Jackson won't be hiring her.


:hys: :hys: :hys:

Why, is she too old?
 
Kapo_Polenton":o7tbwwk2 said:
That chick is hot, pretty good chops too though I would like to see better vibrato in the next 5 years.... then again i'd like to see her do a lot of other things in the next five years too!

Orianthi.. so tired of hearing about her.. Her beat it solo timing is horrible and she has no feel when she plays it. People always get so excited just because she is a chick and she can play basic licks. She never does anything that blows me away. Sounds like someone playing scales with a few tricks vs. someone who has killer phrasing like I don't know... a John Norum , vinnie moore or a Waren Demartini lol. (i'm such an 80's gutar player nut hugger)

Totally agree with this. And I've never heard Orianthi's tone be anything but THIN.

And I agree that this chick's bright future will be largely based on her looks. But again... at least she CAN play and her taste in music seems to be pretty good. I'll take that over the stupid "X Factor", "Voice" or "American Idol" scene ANY day.
 
If she were a member of this forum there would be nothing but endless praise for her playing.

Don't taze me bro...
 
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