In FL they have those DUI scooters for when you get your license taken away but still need a lift to work. Nothing says a long day at work in FL like a few shots of Wile Turkey 101 and a little braaaap braaaaaap on the 49cc ride home.
Hey man, whatever it takes to get you where you are going these days
I used to have a nice sector 9 longboard that I'd ride 5 or 6 miles home from work every day. I'd get another one but the roads out here are too crappy and dangerous to ride skateboards.
Mmmmm, better watch out for those rattlesnakes too.
I've never seen a rattler here but my bro is just down the road and has had to exterminate a few. I did find a 18-24 inch coral snake dead on the road one day near my place. That's a large coral snake. We've had more issues with two footed vermin but ever since they closed my neighbors junkyard down it's been a lot quieter.
He probably knows absolutely nothing about that…
