How do I make love to a woman that I am not attracted to?

[Kordoba]

Here's the deal guys. There's this lady that's been pursuing me for quite some time but I'm not into it. She's not fat or ugly, but there's just nothing going on that interests me besides the fact that she's into me.

So I ran into her this morning and she starts in with the usual compliments: Damn those jeans fit you nice, and I really like your leather boots and all the zippers. Your car is fucking hot! What would you do if I called you at 3 a.m. this weekend?

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[jaxadam]

Careful with that one…

 

[Findthetone1]

Alcohol buddy. It's been turning 2s into 10s for centuries.

 

[japetus]

Jerk off and get over the flattery.

 

[SQUAREHEAD]

I think we really need a picture to help you make the decision bro- DBN?

 

[Mark Skid]

Have you farted in-front of her yet?

 

[Monkey Man]

Ahh... we're moving up in the world I see.

Your first 10 posts were either blank or:
hey
he hey
hi
hello

... and now we have "how are you".

Good to see the AI's learnin'.

You'll be able to partake in actual discussions in no time at this rate.

 

[japetus]

Here's the deal guys. There's this lady that's been pursuing me for quite some time but I'm not into it. She's not fat or ugly, but there's just nothing going on that interests me besides the fact that she's into me.

So I ran into her this morning and she starts in with the usual compliments: Damn those jeans fit you nice, and I really like your leather boots and all the zippers. Your car is fucking hot! What would you do if I called you at 3 a.m. this weekend?

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I just wanna point out, you are wearing leather boots and zippers with a "hot car". And this dame, you say she's kinda good lookin? But you are looking for a reason not to bang her? What's your fuckin game m8?

 

[Picasso]

I think we really need a picture to help you make the decision bro- DBN?

of DBN?

 

[panhead]

Give the bitch an all three holes rough ass fuckn and see if she cums back for more.

 

[CoolGuitarGear]

Careful with that one…

No kidding... she's already a bit obsessed... the fatal attraction can increase exponentially with intimacy.

 

[Mark Skid]

If you want to take the short route to getting rid of her, stick a finger in your butt and ask her to smell it. If she gives it a whiff, you may be missing out on something special. Just sayin...

 

[JackBootedThug]

If you want to take the short route to getting rid of her, stick a finger in your butt and ask her to smell it. If she gives it a whiff, you may be missing out on something special. Just sayin...

MOST EPIC POST EVER!!!!LOL!!ROFL!!

 

[panhead]

Ok easy peasy. Let one of your friends fuck her while you watch/ commentate.

 

[Mikeyboyeee]

Alcohol buddy. It's been turning 2s into 10s for centuries.

THIS!!!!!!!

 

[mooncobra]

Here's the deal guys. There's this lady that's been pursuing me for quite some time but I'm not into it. She's not fat or ugly, but there's just nothing going on that interests me besides the fact that she's into me.




So I ran into her this morning and she starts in with the usual compliments: Damn those jeans fit you nice, and I really like your leather boots and all the zippers. Your car is fucking hot! What would you do if I called you at 3 a.m. this weekend?

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Yikes….

 

[panhead]

Put a paper bag on your head

 

[Mark Skid]

The 'finger in the butt' protocol is fool-proof.

 

[Mikeyboyeee]

Did you fuck this pictureless bitch yet?

 

[Kordoba]

I decided to pass on that one.