Ultron
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fredster":jb98qp6w said:
I used to take Phygeum for it's side effect: It stimulates the prostate into creating more semenal fluid. My coworker told me about it....we called it "load enhancer".
Be sure not to tell the wife/girlfriend after you take if for a few weeks.
PeteLaramee
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I know - he hands me a box of kleenex and says, "I'll be back in a minute." I just said "doc, NOW you're going to give me some privacy? After what we just did I'm going to wipe this off right and front of you and you're going to watch."kannibul":21ta3gwj said:
PeteLaramee
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Awesome. I'm going to have to give that a shot. HEY! HO! Before I started having issues I used to shoot across the room - literally. Now I'm lucky if it just falls out.Ultron":11d1sab0 said:fredster":11d1sab0 said:
I used to take Phygeum for it's side effect: It stimulates the prostate into creating more semenal fluid. My coworker told me about it....we called it "load enhancer".
Be sure not to tell the wife/girlfriend after you take if for a few weeks.
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itsme
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I've had it done twice 39, 40, this year I'm 41, and am sure I'll get it again. Definately no fun, but the way I look at it is that my doctor probably doesn't enjoy shoving his finger up a dudes ass either. If it helps detect a problem that saves my life some day, it's well worth it. Had a prostate infection at 39 that I took Cipro for 6 weeks to clear up. Got Acid-Reflux disease last year, which is a bitch to live with. Have to take a Pepcid every night before bed, get heartburn as soon as I lay down. Gotta watch the spicy food, late eating, and alcohol and caffiene (which) sucks. Two of my favorite things. Getting old sucks, I swear my body was a finely tuned machine till I hit 39. And I've been weight lifting/proper dieting, for 20 years now.
mentoneman
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PeteLaramee":2yfr1b36 said:mctallica1":2yfr1b36 said:Dude...I have had so many people up there, if I ever was curious about being a homosexual, I had plenty of opportunity to see if I like it
Broke my tailbone in 10th grade (damn gymclass scooters)...this one was a shock (pun intended)...when the doctor told me she needed to check my tailbone along with the snap of a rubber glove, I got real nervous...
Then when I was in college, I thought I had some sort of VD because I had the typical pee burn....of course the urologist I got referred to snapped the rubber glove
) caused prostate infections.
Turns out the prostate infection stuff is something that can recurr.....and has,(snap of the rubber glove
Then in my mid 30's, I learned that Prostate cancer runs in my family....snap of the rubber glove
Now that I turned 40 (on Tuesday)...I will be continuing the annual snap of the rubber glove
Doesn't even bother me any more
He stuck his hand up my ass and squeezed my prostate for about a minute. This was the most pain I ever felt in my life.
first off, you're not fooling anyone mctallica..."oh i think my talbone is broken"...the old "my family has a history of cancer" bit...you're gonna give your doc carpal tunnel if you don't find yourself a good woman and settle down
opting for prostate exams when you're lonely.....that's being lazier than jack elam's left eye.
and for you PL, that little ditty you wrote instantly reminded me of:
now the both of youze...bend over and say "ah" for Dr. chocolate thumbs, for old time's sake!
headlessdeadguy
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kannibul":2030zgqn said:
I swear what a way to start a Friday morning, I am laughing my ass off..... Butt yet I am thinking"I turn 39 in a month" is this what I have to look forward to?
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Copperhead
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I do have a woman doctor and no, it's not any more comfortable, except maybe because she has smaller fingers.
ratter
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PeteLaramee":3oqe2jxt said:No, it's not my birthday. I had my yearly prostate exam. I've had prostate issues for a while now so it hurts like a mofo.
Goddamnit...as soon as I saw the thread title I was going to post "Happy Birthday!" but you ruined it...
Gainfreak
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This thread is destined for greatness 
PeteLaramee
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OMG that is awesome. I'd use that as an avatar, but it looks like gitfiddler beat me to it.mentoneman":2k3hmoaf said:now the both of youze...bend over and say "ah" for Dr. chocolate thumbs, for old time's sake!
PeteLaramee
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I'm such a jerk.ratter":1hdb1qr4 said:PeteLaramee":1hdb1qr4 said:No, it's not my birthday. I had my yearly prostate exam. I've had prostate issues for a while now so it hurts like a mofo.
Goddamnit...as soon as I saw the thread title I was going to post "Happy Birthday!" but you ruined it...
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Anonymous
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This thread definitely qualifies for the "Too Much Information Hall of Fame".
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PeteLaramee
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Yes, it certainly has potential. I want to keep posting so if/when someone looks at my profile my "most active thread" will read "I had a finger up my ass today!"Gainfreak":3ijqn1xz said:This thread is destined for greatness
Gainfreak
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PeteLaramee":360nt4ts said:Yes, it certainly has potential. I want to keep posting so if/when someone looks at my profile my "most active thread" will read "I had a finger up my ass today!"Gainfreak":360nt4ts said:This thread is destined for greatness
Ya gotta have goals!!!!! Seems like a good plan!!!
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Copperhead
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PeteLaramee
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Actually, now it's more of a dream. And I know you don't think highly of those who abandon their dreams.Gainfreak":221u7v3l said:PeteLaramee":221u7v3l said:Yes, it certainly has potential. I want to keep posting so if/when someone looks at my profile my "most active thread" will read "I had a finger up my ass today!"Gainfreak":221u7v3l said:This thread is destined for greatness
Ya gotta have goals!!!!! Seems like a good plan!!!
mentoneman
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all kidding aside, i don't mean any disrespect for mctallica's family...i feel entitled to speak so boldly because i'm in the same boat with my dad and brother both having gone through that ordeal, making me a prime candidate as well
i actually had to *coerce* my doc to intrude my sashimi highway to bob for apples last physical, counterintuitive to every fibre of testostronical magneto in my bones.
that nefarious asian was way too agile and methodical with those nimble rice pickers. youda thunk he was speedbagging my epiglottus on his way to my cerebral cortex.
moby dick took less time to write.
but better that than my size 12s in stirrups while 3 stooges play pattycakes in my bombay with floodlights and tongs, lazering out sirloin medallions.
i actually had to *coerce* my doc to intrude my sashimi highway to bob for apples last physical, counterintuitive to every fibre of testostronical magneto in my bones.
that nefarious asian was way too agile and methodical with those nimble rice pickers. youda thunk he was speedbagging my epiglottus on his way to my cerebral cortex.
moby dick took less time to write.
but better that than my size 12s in stirrups while 3 stooges play pattycakes in my bombay with floodlights and tongs, lazering out sirloin medallions.
tweed
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Bah, wait till you hit Colonoscopy Town and right afterwards your wife decides since your not at work its a great time for her to aquire a new vehilce. Everything is great, except for the fact you have to politely leave the room every two minutes because your ass is going off like a fat kid playing a tuba in a small town 4th of July parade.
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Copperhead
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HAhahaha
What did you do during the test drive?
What did you do during the test drive?