I love this bragging bitch

[311boogieman]

I personally turn on/off my pedals by doing the splits naked and let my nutsack do the job.
Anyone want an overdrive pedal. ‘Gigged daily. ‘

*fixed*

 

[Mailman1971]

If the amp isn’t powered up. It don’t count.

 

[skullfxr]

Maleman, do you offer relics?

 

[Mailman1971]

Maleman, do you offer relics?

Well I’m damn near 50. Got some gray hairs. So ya....
Custom relics are possible.

 

[Mailman1971]

ROTFLMAO!!!

Concept?!? Putting KT88 power tubes in an amp?!? He’s deranged and probably off his meds again. Too much foot fetish porn probably melted his brain.

Suck those toes Reezie.

Cocaine is a helluva drug!!!

Yeah but it never gave an urge to see that. PUKE.

Why don't we have any vomiting emojis here. We need a full stack of them.

Wait till you see the schlong on the dude getting his feet sucked!!!

Are they gonna show it? (asking for Maleman)

Yes. There is a pay per view in the works.

 

[Marshall Freak]

In case hes lurking... might come in useful...

 

[scottosan]

I personally turn on/off my pedals by doing the splits naked and let my nutsack do the job.
Anyone want an overdrive pedal. ‘Hardly been used. ‘

“Hardly” as in “not softly”

I’m not going to ask how you work the wah pedal

 

[Beyond Black]

In case hes lurking... might come in useful...

I’d hit it...

 

[Mailman1971]

Wear it around on the beach. Nothing else.

Birth deformities

 

[Detroit1973]

Wear it around on the beach. Nothing else.

Birth deformities

Hey Mailman. I just go the Pedal you shipped me & well to be honest it....Smells like sweaty balls, why is that?

I Think i found a pube between my toes after stepping on the pedal.

 

[Mailman1971]

Wear it around on the beach. Nothing else.

Birth deformities

Hey Mailman. I just go the Pedal you shipped me & well to be honest it....Smells like sweaty balls, why is that?

I Think i found a pube between my toes after stepping on the pedal.

Hey..... if you read the description..,, it was in fine print at the bottom.

 

[Beyond Black]

Wear it around on the beach. Nothing else.

Birth deformities

Yeah, right. Then I can finally say without exaggerating that my dick is a foot.

 

[Mailman1971]

Warm days the toes point up. Cold days point down.

 

[Beyond Black]

Warm days the toes point up. Cold days point down.

Go up to chics flexing the foot and pull a Farley. “Scuse me, can you tell me the way to the nearest gym?”

 

[Wizard of Ozz]

Warm days the toes point up. Cold days point down.

I was going to ask... inquiring minds and all that.

Go up to chics flexing the foot and pull a Farley. “Scuse me, can you tell me the way to the nearest gym?”

... anyone know where I can get a good foot massage???

 

[Beyond Black]

Warm days the toes point up. Cold days point down.

I was going to ask... inquiring minds and all that.

Go up to chics flexing the foot and pull a Farley. “Scuse me, can you tell me the way to the nearest gym?”

... anyone know where I can get a good foot massage???

Yes! Pay a hooker for some toe sucking...Fuck, I’ve gone full circle back to Reza. Sorry guys, got carried away.

 

[LP Freak]

 

[Monomyth]

I love you guys big time but you have to admit he nailed you with this one. I laughed. hard.

 

[Beyond Black]

I made Reza’s Hater Highlight Reel!!! WWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Now I have something to strive for!!!

 

[Mailman1971]

Well guess he showed us.
Little too much time on hands?