If I were new CEO of Gibson, here's my lineup..

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vultures":35mgynny said:
If I were the CEO of Gibson, I'd fire anyone who came through with an idea like this.. On the spot, no severance package, just get the fuck out.

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LOL!! And they must endure a Habanero enema before they can exit the facility.....
 
I agree with most of what you said but personally not a fan of the Classic. That said, I own one. LOL! I personally don't like the green inlays but plays great.
 
romanianreaper":1dvc4hp1 said:
I agree with most of what you said but personally not a fan of the Classic. That said, I own one. LOL! I personally don't like the green inlays but plays great.
Love the Classic though agree they should ditch the green inlays.

IMO it's the best bang for you buck LP out there. Love mine and the top on my wine red is great.
 
longfxukxnhair":3pzr9obj said:
No more Slash signature guitars
Sadly, those are the ones that sell for them though. I wonder when Slash has actually played a non 50s/60s guitar that was actually made by Gibson?
 
longfxukxnhair":2n6rb5nn said:
No more Slash signature guitars

Maybe he won't be the faggot ambassador any longer. If they want a brand ambassador, call Jimmy Page. He was a Gibson legend before Slash could wipe his own ass.
 
napalmdeath":2268z6ud said:
longfxukxnhair":2268z6ud said:
No more Slash signature guitars

Maybe he won't be the faggot ambassador any longer. If they want a brand ambassador, call Jimmy Page. He was a Gibson legend before Slash could wipe his own ass.

I will be completely honest, was Slash EVER really that good? He wrote some memorable riffs and solos, no doubt. He was in a huge band that had huge success. But I never have thought he was any better than anyone else. Shit, I hear guys on here that rip him to shreds. I guess he just had the "the look" for the time and became marketable and somehow, has been able to remain. Shit, Eddie hasn't done shit forever but at least I can understand how people admire him; he basically invented what he did, and had a huge hand in his own gear. Slash was just like " Yeah man, ghostbuild me some shit and i'll rest on my laurels." What was the last good thing he even took part in...the VW ad in 2004? He just seems like the basic bitch guitar hero that people grasped onto. :dunno:
 
vultures":avpkdypr said:
If I were the CEO of Gibson, I'd fire anyone who came through with an idea like this.. On the spot, no severance package, just get the fuck out.

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sutepaj":29kby8v7 said:
longfxukxnhair":29kby8v7 said:
No more Slash signature guitars
Sadly, those are the ones that sell for them though. I wonder when Slash has actually played a non 50s/60s guitar that was actually made by Gibson?

His main live guitar for years was a late 80s second that Gibson gave him.
 
sutepaj":2u0jc21x said:
napalmdeath":2u0jc21x said:
longfxukxnhair":2u0jc21x said:
No more Slash signature guitars

Maybe he won't be the faggot ambassador any longer. If they want a brand ambassador, call Jimmy Page. He was a Gibson legend before Slash could wipe his own ass.

I will be completely honest, was Slash EVER really that good? He wrote some memorable riffs and solos, no doubt. He was in a huge band that had huge success. But I never have thought he was any better than anyone else. Shit, I hear guys on here that rip him to shreds. I guess he just had the "the look" for the time and became marketable and somehow, has been able to remain. Shit, Eddie hasn't done shit forever but at least I can understand how people admire him; he basically invented what he did, and had a huge hand in his own gear. Slash was just like " Yeah man, ghostbuild me some shit and i'll rest on my laurels." What was the last good thing he even took part in...the VW ad in 2004? He just seems like the basic bitch guitar hero that people grasped onto. :dunno:

Agreed. Hugely overrated. That's why, to me, Jimmy Page would make a more sensible brand ambassador. When I think of famous Gibson LP players, he's the first to come to mind. Was he the greatest player? No, but, he wrote 5 times as many memorable riffs than Slash, and probably one of the greatest songs writers to ever walk the earth.

Hell, Bonamassa is way more popular. Sure, his act has gotten stale, but he's passionate about his Gibsons, whereas fagboy Slash plays them because they're handed to him, (for the most part).
 
So let me see if I understand this. As the CEO, you want to eliminate a brand ambassador and his sig models which command 25% or more premium over standard models which you also cant keep on the shelves because the masses are buying them? :thumbsup:
 
GOHOINC":jmxep5bv said:
So let me see if I understand this. As the CEO, you want to eliminate a brand ambassador and his sig models which command 25% or more premium over standard models which you also cant keep on the shelves because the masses are buying them? :thumbsup:

Go back and read. I never suggested it, I only agreed he's an overrated douche.
 
napalmdeath":1kvhq8yg said:
GOHOINC":1kvhq8yg said:
So let me see if I understand this. As the CEO, you want to eliminate a brand ambassador and his sig models which command 25% or more premium over standard models which you also cant keep on the shelves because the masses are buying them? :thumbsup:

Go back and read. I never suggested it, I only agreed he's an overrated douche.

apologies, it was the general you, not you specifically...
 
VERY WELL STATED AND WELL RECEIVED! The only other thing I would add is NO FAKE WOOD. I do woodwork and have access to all the Gabon Ebony I can afford to buy. Screw Richlite. And stop the pussification of the American male and STOP cutting all the wood out of my mahogany bodies! Pisses me off that I can hold a Strat in one hand and a LP in the other and can't tell the difference. To me there's just something very wrong with that. If your shoulder can't handle a 13-15 Lb Paul, go buy a Strat! That's what they told me when I was coming up.

Yes, get rid of the 200 variations of each model in a plethora of colors, it's not necessary, Gibson used to make the best guitars in the world, period, they should get back to what they do best. As I have said in the studio a million times. . . . LESS IS MORE!
 
HellraiserJohnny":1bo3nbe8 said:
VERY WELL STATED AND WELL RECEIVED! The only other thing I would add is NO FAKE WOOD. I do woodwork and have access to all the Gabon Ebony I can afford to buy. Screw Richlite. And stop the pussification of the American male and STOP cutting all the wood out of my mahogany bodies! Pisses me off that I can hold a Strat in one hand and a LP in the other and can't tell the difference. To me there's just something very wrong with that. If your shoulder can't handle a 13-15 Lb Paul, go buy a Strat! That's what they told me when I was coming up.

Yes, get rid of the 200 variations of each model in a plethora of colors, it's not necessary, Gibson used to make the best guitars in the world, period, they should get back to what they do best. As I have said in the studio a million times. . . . LESS IS MORE!

I agree. And, if I did continue the Traditional line, I'd do 100% NON-CHAMBERED NO WEIGHT RELIEF. They're pussifying grown men crying about a 10lb LP!
 
messenger":5ifv8kco said:
vultures":5ifv8kco said:
If I were the CEO of Gibson, I'd fire anyone who came through with an idea like this.. On the spot, no severance package, just get the fuck out.

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So not just butt ugly, but a butt ugly rip off :lol: :LOL:
 
vultures":hdr80rk3 said:
messenger":hdr80rk3 said:
vultures":hdr80rk3 said:
If I were the CEO of Gibson, I'd fire anyone who came through with an idea like this.. On the spot, no severance package, just get the fuck out.

b638CLUP9M4EZ9GFG4aM8j-970-80.jpg

grover_jackson_roswell.jpg

So not just butt ugly, but a butt ugly rip off :lol: :LOL:

Oh man, that's f'd up!
 
Can Gibson just admit that a STRAIGHT string pull will stay in tune better. Just offer ONE guitar like that please.
 

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