Mr VonBonfire my friend, nay, my brother...surely you aren't a flat earther? Meet me at the closest port to your hometown and I will take you out on my yacht and we will circumnavigate the globe and you will see that it is indeed round. You can wear your favorite Carlos by Carlos Santana shoes and we can discuss fine James Tyler guitars, Dumble and Matchless amps and all the various fragile crystal latti whilst sipping the finest of champagne. And, by chance the earth is flat, well you can take solace in knowing that as we fall off the edge of the earth to our doom, you were right all along.