James Hetfield proposes during underwater shark dive

[harddriver]

Two words for MR. Hetfield.......................PRE NUP.

 

[VonBonfire]

Two words for MR. Hetfield.......................PRE NUP.

I'd 2nd this otherwise within five years he won't have a pair of Carlos Santana shoes or Elton John smoking jackets left to his name when she decides to leave.

 

[BeZo]

These would go great with your phaser collection:

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Nobody wants "Trippy shoes". That just sounds wrong.

 

[VonBonfire]

Nobody wants "Trippy shoes". That just sounds wrong.

Fortunately Carlos has something that suits even the most discriminating of feet. Indulge yourself:

https://carlosshoesformen.com/

 

[BeZo]

Fortunately Carlos has something that suits even the most discriminating of feet. Indulge yourself:

https://carlosshoesformen.com/

No, these are Phaser Peak shoes.
https://www.trueadventuresports.com/store/p21/Merrell_Phaser_Peak_Waterproof_(Men's)_.html

 

[shredi knight]

She looks like Kirk

You know, I'm starting to see the resemblance...

 

[Music&Chaos]

No, these are Phaser Peak shoes.
https://www.trueadventuresports.com/store/p21/Merrell_Phaser_Peak_Waterproof_(Men's)_.html

I pulled these up and was like "Wait, don't I have these?"

Ah, my wife does. I bought her a pair of the women's for hiking.

Nice boots.

 

[romanianreaper]

Play your cards right and grab a set of Carlos' Havana Loafers and you can be the envy of Rig Talk.

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Is that the "Sole Sacrifice" model?

 

[CoreyW]

Proposing during an underwater shark dive doesnt sound like a bad idea.. if she says no, could always nick her with a diving knife..

 

[TheGreatGreen]

"Will you billionarry me?"

 

[Rottweiler]

Once you have some fame and fortune, it is tough to find someone trustworthy. Kanye had a song about it.

 

[311boogieman]

You know, I'm starting to see the resemblance...
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Love her shoes.


I stole this from someone here

 

[RaceU4her]

Once you have some fame and fortune, it is tough to find someone trustworthy. Kanye had a song about it.

fuck this song goes so hard. what a banger

 

[skoora]

Kind of figured Lars was hooking them all up with Florsheim’s.

 

[skoora]

Just wait ‘til Trump transitions to underwear gifting

 

[311boogieman]

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Kind of looks like Master of Puppets drew The Shortest Straw. Sad But True The Unforgiven was Trapped Under Ice before Creeping Death turned Fade to Black

 

[thegame]

Quit the wife
Morningbreath
Pussywhiplashed
Yes remorse
Menstrual Militia
For Whom the Bitch Scolds
Trapped under thrown Rice
No escape
Choring Death
The hourly call of Ktulu
Wife’s AA Battery
The ring that should not be
Leper Delilah
Divorce Inc
Wedding Aisle of the Beholder
The Frayed Ends of Matrimony
To not do the to do list is to die
Me Unforgiven
Don’t Wed on Me
Through the Never her fault
My mother in law of Misery
Doghouse days re re re re re re re re revisited

 

[thegame]

Kind of looks like Master of Puppets drew The Shortest Straw. Sad But True The Unforgiven was Trapped Under Ice before Creeping Death turned Fade to Black

^^^ Please leave this to the professionals ^^^

 

[skoora]

Quit the wife
Morningbreath
Pussywhiplashed
Yes remorse
Menstrual Militia
For Whom the Bitch Scolds
Trapped under thrown Rice
No escape
Choring Death
The hourly call of Ktulu
Wife’s AA Battery
The ring that should not be
Leper Delilah
Divorce Inc
Wedding Aisle of the Beholder
The Frayed Ends of Matrimony
To not do the to do list is to die
Me Unforgiven
Don’t Wed on Me
Through the Never her fault
My mother in law of Misery
Doghouse days re re re re re re re re revisited

And don’t forget the two that were prescient with no edits required
The Thing That Should Not be
Sad But True

 

[Monkey Man]

Hatfield jumped the shart

Hetfield humped the shark

Instead of jumping it, he swam under it.

An imagimanative new twist on an all-time classic.