James Hetfield proposes during underwater shark dive

[nightlight]

You know, I'm starting to see the resemblance...



















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My God, you people have no respect hahaha

 

[shredi knight]

Quit the wife
Morningbreath
Pussywhiplashed
Yes remorse
Menstrual Militia
For Whom the Bitch Scolds
Trapped under thrown Rice
No escape
Choring Death
The hourly call of Ktulu
Wife’s AA Battery
The ring that should not be
Leper Delilah
Divorce Inc
Wedding Aisle of the Beholder
The Frayed Ends of Matrimony
To not do the to do list is to die
Me Unforgiven
Don’t Wed on Me
Through the Never her fault
My mother in law of Misery
Doghouse days re re re re re re re re revisited

Nice. I especially liked Trapped Under Thrown Rice, Yes Remorse & Through The Never Her Fault.




I humbly submit the following 2 entries:

Enter Sadman
("Exit Rights, Enter fights/Take my riches - Ween me off these greedy-greedy bitches")


Back To The Cunt
("You will do what she says, when she says - Back to the cunt!")

 

[thegame]

I humbly submit the following 2 entries:

Enter Sadman
("Exit Rights, Enter fights/Take my riches - Ween me off these greedy-greedy bitches")

I did Enter Sadman in the Hetfield is crying in concert thread a couple years back lol

 

[shredi knight]

I did Enter Sadman in the Hetfield is crying in concert thread a couple years back lol

(Edit - I had just woken up and thought you put Sandman, not Sadman )


I got you beat. I did parody lyrics for Enter Sandman as a Taco Bell jingle in the early 90's (you can tell it was the 90's because I used Taco Bell's slogan from back then in the first line).


Enter Tex-Mex

So you're hungry little one
Why don't you make a run?
Run for the border
Come on in, I'm your friend
Eat'n fast food ain't no sin
Can I take you order? Yeah!

Chew with your mouth open
Gripping your Chalupa tight

Tex-Mex insight
Tex-Mex tonight
It's all for sale
At the Taco, Taco Bell

 

[thegame]

I got you beat. I did parody lyrics for Enter Sandman as a Taco Bell jingle in the early 90's (you can tell it was the 90's because I used Taco Bells slogan from back then in the first line).


Enter Tex-Mex

So you're hungry little one,
Why don't you make a run?
Run for the border
Come on in, I'm your friend
Eat'n fast food ain't no sin
Can I take you order? Yeah!

Chew with your mouth open
Gripping your Chalupa tight

Tex-Mex insight
Tex-Mex tonight
It's all for sale
At the Taco, Taco Bell

You've come a long way since then

 

[shredi knight]

You've come a long way since then

You're right. There wasn't a single bit of bathroom humor or someone being ridiculed in it to be found.

 

[VonBonfire]

I got you beat. I did parody lyrics for Enter Sandman as a Taco Bell jingle in the early 90's (you can tell it was the 90's because I used Taco Bells slogan from back then in the first line).


Enter Tex-Mex

So you're hungry little one
Why don't you make a run?
Run for the border
Come on in, I'm your friend
Eat'n fast food ain't no sin
Can I take you order? Yeah!

Chew with your mouth open
Gripping your Chalupa tight

Tex-Mex insight
Tex-Mex tonight
It's all for sale
At the Taco, Taco Bell

Sharvell-Dan might like this.

 

[rsm]

Fame, money, probably lost a fortune in divorce already. and a 45 yo?

SMH.

Do better.

If it was me, I'd be doing it like Leonardo, 19 year olds, and drop 'em at 24 for a new 19 year old. when separated and then divorced at around 50-52, I was dating women around half my age or less; the oldest was 30, youngest was 22; longest was 26.

 

[thegame]

You're right. There wasn't a single bit of bathroom humor or someone being ridiculed in it to be found.

Admit it, you were making memes with photocopiers and cut out paper letters back then, right?

 

[thegame]

If it was me, I'd be doing it like Leonardo, 19 year olds, and drop 'em at 24 for a new 19 year old. when separated and then divorced at around 50-52, I was dating women around half my age or less; the oldest was 30, youngest was 22; longest was 26.

We've already discussed the Arch Enemy business model last week. Let's move on.

 

[shredi knight]

Admit it, you were making memes with photocopiers and cut out paper letters back then, right?

Haha, no. I didn't really start doing the meme thing until we had that epic Larry thread a couple of years ago.

 

[thegame]

Haha, no. I didn't really start doing the meme thing until we had that epic Larry thread a couple of years ago.

You're welcome!