Lulu- Worst album ever?

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Okay, maybe not ever, but definitely one of the worst of this year. Was Metallica really serious?
 
Utter dross. Their faux-intellectualism and unmerited statements on it as a "statement of art" etc are completely hilarious and obviously driven by Lars's insatiable desire to be 'accepted' outside metal circles.

Oh also...

I AM THE TABLE!!

-C
 
I haven't listened to it. I don't plan to either.

I think calling it the 'Worst Album Ever' is a stretch though.

Friends of mine that are hardcore Metallica fans, absolutely despise it. They said the music that the band played was ok- it's just that Lou Reed's rambling rants were terrible. I guess Lars Ulrich was just getting arty with things and the rest of the band was just interested to play music without it being the usual Metallica album thing. It's just an experiment, that doesn't mean it has to work.
 
spirit7":lf7ruso4 said:
Utter dross. Their faux-intellectualism and unmerited statements on it as a "statement of art" etc are completely hilarious and obviously driven by Lars's insatiable desire to be 'accepted' outside metal circles.

Oh also...

I AM THE TABLE!!

-C

I know he comes from an "artistic" family and has always had a penchant for art... But money won't buy taste... :lol: :LOL:
 
That album is made solely for East Coast performance art snobs.
 
Norton666":2xn6mql3 said:
That album is made solely for East Coast performance art snobs.

Even they think it's shite! I can't stand Lou Reed anyway, but this album is the worst of all worlds: a horrible album for Metallica fans, and a dreadful album for Lou Reed fans.

St. Anger is musical nirvana in comparison...

-C
 
guys, seriously.... do you think this is a "metallica" record? I don't understand all the animosity towards the band........towards Lars....... has he been a jerk in the past? maybe, but so has ANYONE.

This is a LOU REED ALBUM...... Lars and Lou talked about maybe collaborating on something during their meet in the Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame Induction, obviously Lars didn't think it'll never happen and bam, he gets a call from Lou later on calling him on the deal.

He basicalle came with a bunch of song and MEtallica added some music to it........... but this is a LOU REED ALBUM. Metallica fans/haters/lovers/asskissers/etc/etc should STOP complaining and understand it isn't a MEtallica album or creation.

Here's the video where lars explains it. Go to the 1:00 mark


 
Joeytpg":oe6gukd1 said:
guys, seriously.... do you think this is a "metallica" record? I don't understand all the animosity towards the band........towards Lars....... has he been a jerk in the past? maybe, but so has ANYONE.

This is a LOU REED ALBUM...... Lars and Lou talked about maybe collaborating on something during their meet in the Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame Induction, obviously Lars didn't think it'll never happen and bam, he gets a call from Lou later on calling him on the deal.

He basicalle came with a bunch of song and MEtallica added some music to it........... but this is a LOU REED ALBUM. Metallica fans/haters/lovers/asskissers/etc/etc should STOP complaining and understand it isn't a MEtallica album or creation.

Here's the video where lars explains it. Go to the 1:00 mark




Well it's been a while since the last Metallica album.

music-review-2011-03-09-metallica-master-of-puppets.jpg
 
Yeah....Metallica... So anyway, the new Megadeth album is solid.
 
danyeo":3o606lc5 said:
Joeytpg":3o606lc5 said:
guys, seriously.... do you think this is a "metallica" record? I don't understand all the animosity towards the band........towards Lars....... has he been a jerk in the past? maybe, but so has ANYONE.

This is a LOU REED ALBUM...... Lars and Lou talked about maybe collaborating on something during their meet in the Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame Induction, obviously Lars didn't think it'll never happen and bam, he gets a call from Lou later on calling him on the deal.

He basicalle came with a bunch of song and MEtallica added some music to it........... but this is a LOU REED ALBUM. Metallica fans/haters/lovers/asskissers/etc/etc should STOP complaining and understand it isn't a MEtallica album or creation.

Here's the video where lars explains it. Go to the 1:00 mark




Well it's been a while since the last Metallica album.

music-review-2011-03-09-metallica-master-of-puppets.jpg

Danyeo, this is so true it almost made me cry. WHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???????????????????
 
Fixed it for ya Joey:

Here's a video where Lars explains it.


 
Norton666":33dgup8n said:
That album is made solely for East Coast performance art snobs.

Why is it that this forum is turning so often now to ignorant stabs at a person or group of people? This forum used to be a chill place with an open mind and a wide base of people from different backgrounds. This current onset of blind malicious ignorance is a really big reason why I don't much care to contribute here any longer, it's become rampant, and those who have honest contributions are drowned out by louder voices. Those who are dumb should remain quiet, lest they reveal who they are.

and yes, I think the project is terrible too, and that's an East Coast opinion.
 
danyeo":19pfk968 said:
Joeytpg":19pfk968 said:
guys, seriously.... do you think this is a "metallica" record? I don't understand all the animosity towards the band........towards Lars....... has he been a jerk in the past? maybe, but so has ANYONE.

This is a LOU REED ALBUM...... Lars and Lou talked about maybe collaborating on something during their meet in the Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame Induction, obviously Lars didn't think it'll never happen and bam, he gets a call from Lou later on calling him on the deal.

He basicalle came with a bunch of song and MEtallica added some music to it........... but this is a LOU REED ALBUM. Metallica fans/haters/lovers/asskissers/etc/etc should STOP complaining and understand it isn't a MEtallica album or creation.

Here's the video where lars explains it. Go to the 1:00 mark




Well it's been a while since the last Metallica album.

music-review-2011-03-09-metallica-master-of-puppets.jpg

So true it hurts. Metallica are a joke.

-C
 
imagine for a moment, the 1988 james hetfield looking though the worm hole and seeing the future metallica/lou reed project.
 
The real James Hetfield died in 1988, it was never brought to the public because the record companies saw the potential dollars Metallica could generate through not only their music but by commercializing the metal genre, and decided to keep it quiet. They took his DNA and tried cloning him but one fateful night Lou Reed threw up in the test tube thus affecting the development of the new James' vocal chords. This created a virtual James who could still play and rock but whose voice fuckin sucked balls.
Fast forward to now, the only person who knows what happened is Lou Reed and they only way they Metallica could keep him quiet was to do this Lulu record.
Never heard this before? Just use the search function right here and type in 'James Hetfiled died'.
 
The Call of Klulu

...would have been a good title as Shit Sandwich as already taken
 
outside of the bad stuff I heard is the Kirk Hammett trademark vibrato present (lol)
 
this is a horrible album and career choice. Scorpions at least get to retire with a cool album back to basics and Metallica goes out like this
 
Lou Reed worked with KISS on 'Music from the Elder'. If it worked for them.....wait a minute, it didn't. :doh:

Metallikaka should brush up on their rock trivia......

......and drum lessons
 
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