I'm working straight through till Sunday morning...to justify a possible new bass. All you pseudo-gear heads who are taking time off to be with your "families" need to turn in your awesome gear clout cards. Shame. SHAME,I SAY!! From now on anytime one of you post pics of some crazy cool new piece of gear,I'm going to ask "And what we're you doing during the holidays? Snuggling up to your precious family instead of trying to improve your gear clout rating?"
Pfft...fucking posers.
P.s. Yes...I said a new bass. Stop judging me you fuckers. Only Santa can judge me.
With love
Corpsey.
(Dictated but not read)