MetalSucks.net posted this Craigslist ad i found...HAHAHA

[crwnedblasphemy]

So, I sent this ad to my brother 2 nights ago browsing through Sacramento CL. I told my brother, "wtf is with these kids saying must be 15-18 years old, I was listening to Immortal, COF, etc before they were born."

My brother turned it over to Metalsucks.net and gave him credit. haha It's funny.

http://www.metalsucks.net/2015/11/09/be ... ark-souls/

 

[Racerxrated]

Oh my freakin god. I don't even know what to say.......that just ain't right. On any level.

 

[Oblivion DC]

No fatties... goddammitsofuckingclose.

 

[HilltopExplosion]

No fatties... goddammitsofuckingclose.

Fuggit, I'm switchin' to country... they like fatties!

 

[Stumplegriltskin]

They got it all wrong.

First, fatties love better. FACT.

Second, like Dave Mustaine said in an interview a long time ago. "We always had fat chicks around. If there's one thing guaranteed when there's fat chicks around it's food. As a starting out musician, that's a good thing."

Or something to that effect.

As far as all the blood and ghore and Satan and all that shit. They should fuckin try something new. Nobody has any imagination these days. Just fucking clone after clone after clone.

 

[shredhead7]

WE ARE SERIOUS!

 

[skoora]

Honestly I would say it's on the level. It reeks of the passionate, certainty of identity that someone who's a late teenager would have. Especially when they have a novel "alternative" identity.

 

[Candiria]

Honestly though, who doesn't love a good, ol' fashioned sex witch.

 

[RJF]

gross

 

[Oblivion DC]

Sex witch is too funny.

 

[toddbz]

According to the google map, that's about 3 miles from my house.

And here I thought the Surbubia Satan Metal Sex Witch scene had all but dried up

 

[Mailman1971]

No Fat Chicks?!?!?!

I am out.

 

[Racerxrated]

According to the google map, that's about 3 miles from my house.

And here I thought the Surbubia Satan Metal Sex Witch scene had all but dried up

 

[Racerxrated]

No Fat Chicks?!?!?!

I am out.

 

[Deleted member 3860]

Hail Satin!

...I'm serious.

 

[splawner]

 

[thiswaythatway]

They claim they drink virgins blood on the night of Satan's sacrifice, or whatever. What really happens is they knock over the chair and fall backwards on their head as Mom comes into the room while to pickup their dirty laundry and catches them while they're stroking their tiny peckers to Asian Anime.