Millennial Music fucking sucks

You should definitely watch the video, he does an excellent job of playing just enough of the music itself to make the points he's trying to make without making you actually suffer through listening to it for more than a couple of seconds. If it wasn't like that, I neither would have posted it, or watched it myself.
Sometimes a little is too much whether it's Korn or K-pop. :LOL:
 
Sometimes a little is too much whether it's Korn or K-pop. :LOL:

Hard agree. Would much rather listen to a million things I don't particularly like more than either of those "types of music."

This was for science, though, and it actually makes sense in a historicity type of way.

Like, for example the callbacks (as @Luca79 mentioned) to hippies/boomers is definitely a cultural through line, probably through the producers. It's just this music was a whole lot less complex and content rich than even hippy folk garbage
 
Just imagine the smell in that room

Everyone who lived through this time period knows EXACTLY how that KEXP/tiny desk room smelled.


the prime notes are absolutely dank weed and lazily cleaned up vomit.

B.O., both male and female, with Patchouli and sandalwood attempts at covering it up.

There are also distinct elements of period blood, used condoms, and feet.

Everyone pretends that this is normal while they are quoting "the fault in our stars" and pretending John and Hank Green are amazing because "I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE©"
 
The IPAs are terrible. I think they became popular because the brewer could cover any mediocrity or errors with intense flavors.

The german sytles are where it is at. They have laws restricting their formulas and methods. Subtlety is the name of the game. A skilled brewer can make some amazing beer with just a few ingredients. Try a HB Dunkel or Maiboch (in season now), any of the Weihenstephaner , Pauliner, the list goes on. You will never look at beer the same.
 
lol shiiiiiit. I definitely participated in this, and my username is a carryover from that time. Hell, I even worked at that coffee shop with the mermaid with the milkers on her during this time!

I agree with every critical statement in this thread. Absolute dogshit time. Then we got Imagine Dragons(deez nuts) as a “rock” band, nu metal going “arena rock” and continued our downward spiral.
 
lol shiiiiiit. I definitely participated in this, and my username is a carryover from that time. Hell, I even worked at that coffee shop with the mermaid with the milkers on her during this time!

I agree with every critical statement in this thread. Absolute dogshit time. Then we got Imagine Dragons(deez nuts) as a “rock” band, nu metal going “arena rock” and continued our downward spiral.

Good on you for admitting it man :clap:

That deserves props for honesty; both that you participated and that it's also complete shit lol

I was there; I didn't participate, but I 100% dated and banged girls that were part of it, and had to hear this absolutely awful music all the time. And I mean all the time. It was a HUGE cultural thing for all the "cool kids" at the time, so I was wondering when someone would cop to it :hys:

It's interesting, Imagine Dragons are the like "jumping the shark" moment for this shit, aren't they? The whole thing was like a house of cards, so it isn't surprising it went out with a whimper.... but it IS interesting that Imagine Dragons were like the "moment" that it happened.

I wonder if that's coincidence, correlation, causation?
 
The IPAs are terrible. I think they became popular because the brewer could cover any mediocrity or errors with intense flavors.

The german sytles are where it is at. They have laws restricting their formulas and methods. Subtlety is the name of the game. A skilled brewer can make some amazing beer with just a few ingredients. Try a HB Dunkel or Maiboch (in season now), any of the Weihenstephaner , Pauliner, the list goes on. You will never look at beer the same.

I live half an hour from Leavenworth, WA, which is a legitimate bavarian village in the cascades with all the imported german style beers. I drink em all the time. You couldn't possibly be more correct.

I think the whole IPA thing was an interesting cultural correlation with this whole millennial "thing"

It's like they were pretending to be sophisticated and cultured by drinking this absolute piss-ass beer as an attempt to reclaim their masculinity. Same with the flannel and the beards. It's like a cry for help for their masculinity, but they couldn't even do THAT correctly.
 
The IPAs are terrible. I think they became popular because the brewer could cover any mediocrity or errors with intense flavors.

The german sytles are where it is at. They have laws restricting their formulas and methods. Subtlety is the name of the game. A skilled brewer can make some amazing beer with just a few ingredients. Try a HB Dunkel or Maiboch (in season now), any of the Weihenstephaner , Pauliner, the list goes on. You will never look at beer the same.
Never had any of those. An old fashioned Guinness usually does the trick for me.
 
I live half an hour from Leavenworth, WA, which is a legitimate bavarian village in the cascades with all the imported german style beers. I drink em all the time. You couldn't possibly be more correct.

I think the whole IPA thing was an interesting cultural correlation with this whole millennial "thing"

It's like they were pretending to be sophisticated and cultured by drinking this absolute piss-ass beer as an attempt to reclaim their masculinity. Same with the flannel and the beards. It's like a cry for help for their masculinity, but they couldn't even do THAT correctly.
Can you get Shiner blonde up there? Not as much of a Bock fan but the blonde is killer.
 
Good on you for admitting it man :clap:

That deserves props for honesty; both that you participated and that it's also complete shit lol

I was there; I didn't participate, but I 100% dated and banged girls that were part of it, and had to hear this absolutely awful music all the time. And I mean all the time. It was a HUGE cultural thing for all the "cool kids" at the time, so I was wondering when someone would cop to it :hys:

It's interesting, Imagine Dragons are the like "jumping the shark" moment for this shit, aren't they? The whole thing was like a house of cards, so it isn't surprising it went out with a whimper.... but it IS interesting that Imagine Dragons were like the "moment" that it happened.

I wonder if that's coincidence, correlation, causation?
Haha yeah, never had the man bun and DID not stomp clap. When I learned to play Iris in high school it was great because it pulled. I think I had the same notion here except the pull was more….. dynamic. Then I went the “indie folk” direction until that started getting too fluid. I’m lucky that my brothers were in the previous generation and I was introduced to White Zombie early on. Only saving grace.

Interesting thought on the shift. I felt like the whole industry started shifting, and everyone started playing it safe, then we got all the goofy shit. Most of the nu-metal bands I liked were really just southern rock bands with VH4’s and Dual Recs. Shinedown for instance, first album I loved. Then that shift to arena rock happened, then everyone started shifting there in the hard rock world. IG I think came in maybe during that inception and caught fire. Everything became the soundtrack to GMC Sierra commercials, goofy stomp clap for pharma commercials. Now we’re shifting to TikTok soundtracks.

Honestly after writing this out, maybe streaming music was the death rattle?
 
Never had any of those. An old fashioned Guinness usually does the trick for me.

I love guiness. But IF you like lighter beers you should definitely give Paulaner Hofbrauhaus, etc a try

They absolutely murder IPAs like there's no tomorrow

Can you get Shiner blonde up there? Not as much of a Bock fan but the blonde is killer.

Oh absolutely. You can get that shit at the grocery stores here. Both Shiner Blonde and Light Blonde
 
You old farts need to get with the times. Making fun of millennials is very 2015, we’re making fun of zoomers now.
 
Haha yeah, never had the man bun and DID not stomp clap. When I learned to play Iris in high school it was great because it pulled. I think I had the same notion here except the pull was more….. dynamic. Then I went the “indie folk” direction until that started getting too fluid. I’m lucky that my brothers were in the previous generation and I was introduced to White Zombie early on. Only saving grace.

Interesting thought on the shift. I felt like the whole industry started shifting, and everyone started playing it safe, then we got all the goofy shit. Most of the nu-metal bands I liked were really just southern rock bands with VH4’s and Dual Recs. Shinedown for instance, first album I loved. Then that shift to arena rock happened, then everyone started shifting there in the hard rock world. IG I think came in maybe during that inception and caught fire. Everything became the soundtrack to GMC Sierra commercials, goofy stomp clap for pharma commercials. Now we’re shifting to TikTok soundtracks.

Honestly after writing this out, maybe streaming music was the death rattle?

The streaming was the death rattle for ALL music, so that's definitely a part of it

I know that another part of stomp clap hey died at the same time everyone our age's optimism about the Obama administration died. Not necessarily that they switched sides or something. But when it was "hope and change" it sort of ....made sense? However, then cultural pessimism sank in after the drone strikes, and "racism" not only didn't end, but became a bigger issue.... i'm not trying to make this a political conversation but I think Stomp Clap hey became a cultural anachronism when that specific millennial "hope and change" spirit thing died, and that's part of it.

Another piece is the imagine dragons element - the commodification of it in such a blatant, OBVIOUS way.

All of your Bon Ivers and Lumineers and Mumford & Sons obviously didn't have street cred, but they had a "plausible deniability" of street cred (at least to retarded millennials). Imagine Dragons didn't even TRY to have that "Street cred." Kind of like Motley Crue versus Winger. And so that also made it anachronistic.
 
After periphery metal peaked . Ain’t been shit new since . All regurgitation . I jammed with alot of young drummers last year . They don’t even wanna play in their own recordings . As soon as we write a song they wanna type out there drums in a computer and hey it sounds good right . Fuck that . I’d rather record live and and have an nasty production than that fake ass shit .if I don’t have a drummer to feed offf of I just don’t care . The reason I’ve not made an album in so long . I’m not playing to a program again in my life . Or I don’t play on an album drums are the foundation . No soul in a program feeling things . And why play to a click and have zero push or pull on the music . I’m over just over it bad .
 
Back
Top