My kid wants to build an EVH Frankenstrat

[shreder75]

hey could buy my vominator!

oh that's right....it's not for sale cuz you'll have to pry that thing outta my cold dead hands!

That can be arranged...

But that link that Steve posted had me thinking... Are you sure your humbucker is Duncan Distortion? I can't remember if it actually said Seymour Duncan or not. This dude has some EVH pickup that I'm kinda curious about.

original owner said it's a DD

Does it actually say Seymour Duncan on it, because it doesn't really sound like my DD. I thought it was because it was older or non-f-spaced or something. Now I'm thinking it could be this WarEd pickup...

why would he misinform me on what's in there?

Maybe he doesn't remember... Who the fuck knows! No wait! You're right. It was all a clever propaganda campaign to fool Matt into liking the Duncan Distortion!

or it's a way to trick you into thinking there's something wrong with your DD (which is in another different guitar) when there's really not a single thing wrong with it! lol

There's nothing wrong with mine... it sounds fine. But it sounds different than yours! That's all I'm saying. Different enough to where it doesn't even sound like the same damn pickup! You're so difficult! LOL!

it sounds great because it's the vominator! It's hideous and weather beaten and it sounds glorious!

 

[Vrad]

Why spend ~$1000 in parts and then invest all the time to build it when you can grab one of the Fender versions for around $15K these days?

LOL!
Exactly! I'm a fool!

it's your bum wrist what's taking all the chunk outta yer tone! That and your lady like bone structure!! ADMIT IT!!!

You leave my dainty hands out of this... I was born this way! Do I make fun of your 3rd nipple!?
LOL!

 

[Vrad]

hey could buy my vominator!

oh that's right....it's not for sale cuz you'll have to pry that thing outta my cold dead hands!

That can be arranged...

But that link that Steve posted had me thinking... Are you sure your humbucker is Duncan Distortion? I can't remember if it actually said Seymour Duncan or not. This dude has some EVH pickup that I'm kinda curious about.

original owner said it's a DD

Does it actually say Seymour Duncan on it, because it doesn't really sound like my DD. I thought it was because it was older or non-f-spaced or something. Now I'm thinking it could be this WarEd pickup...

why would he misinform me on what's in there?

Maybe he doesn't remember... Who the fuck knows! No wait! You're right. It was all a clever propaganda campaign to fool Matt into liking the Duncan Distortion!

or it's a way to trick you into thinking there's something wrong with your DD (which is in another different guitar) when there's really not a single thing wrong with it! lol

There's nothing wrong with mine... it sounds fine. But it sounds different than yours! That's all I'm saying. Different enough to where it doesn't even sound like the same damn pickup! You're so difficult! LOL!

it sounds great because it's the vominator! It's hideous and weather beaten and it sounds glorious!

Yeah that's it...

 

[shreder75]

Why spend ~$1000 in parts and then invest all the time to build it when you can grab one of the Fender versions for around $15K these days?

LOL!
Exactly! I'm a fool!

it's your bum wrist what's taking all the chunk outta yer tone! That and your lady like bone structure!! ADMIT IT!!!

You leave my dainty hands out of this... I was born this way! Do I make fun of your 3rd nipple!?
LOL!

SUPERFLUOUS third nipple..get it right, knuckle dragger!

 

[shreder75]

hey could buy my vominator!

oh that's right....it's not for sale cuz you'll have to pry that thing outta my cold dead hands!

That can be arranged...

But that link that Steve posted had me thinking... Are you sure your humbucker is Duncan Distortion? I can't remember if it actually said Seymour Duncan or not. This dude has some EVH pickup that I'm kinda curious about.

original owner said it's a DD

Does it actually say Seymour Duncan on it, because it doesn't really sound like my DD. I thought it was because it was older or non-f-spaced or something. Now I'm thinking it could be this WarEd pickup...

why would he misinform me on what's in there?

Maybe he doesn't remember... Who the fuck knows! No wait! You're right. It was all a clever propaganda campaign to fool Matt into liking the Duncan Distortion!

or it's a way to trick you into thinking there's something wrong with your DD (which is in another different guitar) when there's really not a single thing wrong with it! lol

There's nothing wrong with mine... it sounds fine. But it sounds different than yours! That's all I'm saying. Different enough to where it doesn't even sound like the same damn pickup! You're so difficult! LOL!

it sounds great because it's the vominator! It's hideous and weather beaten and it sounds glorious!

Yeah that's it...

ugly = mojo.....greatest sounding guitar evar!

 

[Vrad]

Why spend ~$1000 in parts and then invest all the time to build it when you can grab one of the Fender versions for around $15K these days?

LOL!
Exactly! I'm a fool!

it's your bum wrist what's taking all the chunk outta yer tone! That and your lady like bone structure!! ADMIT IT!!!

You leave my dainty hands out of this... I was born this way! Do I make fun of your 3rd nipple!?
LOL!

SUPERFLUOUS third nipple..get it right, knuckle dragger!

SUPERFLUOUS 3rd NIPPLE!! Happy!?

 

[shreder75]

oh, I'm always happy..............WITH THE DD IN THE VOMINATOR THAT IS!!!
lmfao

 

[Vrad]

oh, I'm always happy..............WITH THE DD IN THE VOMINATOR THAT IS!!!
lmfao

Go ahead... check the back of the pickup and get back to me... Oh but wait... it involves using tools... and you're fucking monkey who can't use a screwdriver! LOL!

I must know what pickup that is! FAG!! MUST KNOW!!

 

[shreder75]

oh, I'm always happy..............WITH THE DD IN THE VOMINATOR THAT IS!!!
lmfao

Go ahead... check the back of the pickup and get back to me... Oh but wait... it involves using tools... and you're fucking monkey who can't use a screwdriver! LOL!

I must know what pickup that is! FAG!! MUST KNOW!!

the reason I don't do that is cause I stick with what works!!!!!! face it, you're having a bad ear day and you're trying to blame it on the gear..ADMIT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Vrad]

oh, I'm always happy..............WITH THE DD IN THE VOMINATOR THAT IS!!!
lmfao

Go ahead... check the back of the pickup and get back to me... Oh but wait... it involves using tools... and you're fucking monkey who can't use a screwdriver! LOL!

I must know what pickup that is! FAG!! MUST KNOW!!

the reason I don't do that is cause I stick with what works!!!!!! face it, you're having a bad ear day and you're trying to blame it on the gear..ADMIT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes... that's it you insufferable fag... I'm having a bad ear day!

 

[shreder75]

oh, I'm always happy..............WITH THE DD IN THE VOMINATOR THAT IS!!!
lmfao

Go ahead... check the back of the pickup and get back to me... Oh but wait... it involves using tools... and you're fucking monkey who can't use a screwdriver! LOL!

I must know what pickup that is! FAG!! MUST KNOW!!

the reason I don't do that is cause I stick with what works!!!!!! face it, you're having a bad ear day and you're trying to blame it on the gear..ADMIT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes... that's it you insufferable fag... I'm having a bad ear day!

exactly, you bruised knee inmate taint licker!!!!

 

[Vrad]

oh, I'm always happy..............WITH THE DD IN THE VOMINATOR THAT IS!!!
lmfao

Go ahead... check the back of the pickup and get back to me... Oh but wait... it involves using tools... and you're fucking monkey who can't use a screwdriver! LOL!

I must know what pickup that is! FAG!! MUST KNOW!!

the reason I don't do that is cause I stick with what works!!!!!! face it, you're having a bad ear day and you're trying to blame it on the gear..ADMIT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes... that's it you insufferable fag... I'm having a bad ear day!

exactly, you bruised knee inmate taint licker!!!!

wow... I got nothing... LOL!

 

[bmf5150]

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[shreder75]

oh, I'm always happy..............WITH THE DD IN THE VOMINATOR THAT IS!!!
lmfao

Go ahead... check the back of the pickup and get back to me... Oh but wait... it involves using tools... and you're fucking monkey who can't use a screwdriver! LOL!

I must know what pickup that is! FAG!! MUST KNOW!!

the reason I don't do that is cause I stick with what works!!!!!! face it, you're having a bad ear day and you're trying to blame it on the gear..ADMIT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes... that's it you insufferable fag... I'm having a bad ear day!

exactly, you bruised knee inmate taint licker!!!!

wow... I got nothing... LOL!

yeah, that's usually a show stopper...lol
oh and talked to conan...it's a DD!!!!

 

[Vrad]

oh, I'm always happy..............WITH THE DD IN THE VOMINATOR THAT IS!!!
lmfao

Go ahead... check the back of the pickup and get back to me... Oh but wait... it involves using tools... and you're fucking monkey who can't use a screwdriver! LOL!

I must know what pickup that is! FAG!! MUST KNOW!!

the reason I don't do that is cause I stick with what works!!!!!! face it, you're having a bad ear day and you're trying to blame it on the gear..ADMIT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes... that's it you insufferable fag... I'm having a bad ear day!

exactly, you bruised knee inmate taint licker!!!!

wow... I got nothing... LOL!

yeah, that's usually a show stopper...lol
oh and talked to conan...it's a DD!!!!

Well maybe it's the DD then... I dunno. Just sounds different to me. Maybe I'm crocked.

 

[shreder75]

oh, I'm always happy..............WITH THE DD IN THE VOMINATOR THAT IS!!!
lmfao

Go ahead... check the back of the pickup and get back to me... Oh but wait... it involves using tools... and you're fucking monkey who can't use a screwdriver! LOL!

I must know what pickup that is! FAG!! MUST KNOW!!

the reason I don't do that is cause I stick with what works!!!!!! face it, you're having a bad ear day and you're trying to blame it on the gear..ADMIT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes... that's it you insufferable fag... I'm having a bad ear day!

exactly, you bruised knee inmate taint licker!!!!

wow... I got nothing... LOL!

yeah, that's usually a show stopper...lol
oh and talked to conan...it's a DD!!!!

Well maybe it's the DD then... I dunno. Just sounds different to me. Maybe I'm crocked.

what's this 'maybe' shit?!?!?!?!!?

 

[Vrad]

oh, I'm always happy..............WITH THE DD IN THE VOMINATOR THAT IS!!!
lmfao

Go ahead... check the back of the pickup and get back to me... Oh but wait... it involves using tools... and you're fucking monkey who can't use a screwdriver! LOL!

I must know what pickup that is! FAG!! MUST KNOW!!

the reason I don't do that is cause I stick with what works!!!!!! face it, you're having a bad ear day and you're trying to blame it on the gear..ADMIT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes... that's it you insufferable fag... I'm having a bad ear day!

exactly, you bruised knee inmate taint licker!!!!

wow... I got nothing... LOL!

yeah, that's usually a show stopper...lol
oh and talked to conan...it's a DD!!!!

Well maybe it's the DD then... I dunno. Just sounds different to me. Maybe I'm crocked.

what's this 'maybe' shit?!?!?!?!!?

It's a word... What? you don't know what "Maybe" means?

 

[shreder75]

oh, I'm always happy..............WITH THE DD IN THE VOMINATOR THAT IS!!!
lmfao

Go ahead... check the back of the pickup and get back to me... Oh but wait... it involves using tools... and you're fucking monkey who can't use a screwdriver! LOL!

I must know what pickup that is! FAG!! MUST KNOW!!

the reason I don't do that is cause I stick with what works!!!!!! face it, you're having a bad ear day and you're trying to blame it on the gear..ADMIT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes... that's it you insufferable fag... I'm having a bad ear day!

exactly, you bruised knee inmate taint licker!!!!

wow... I got nothing... LOL!

yeah, that's usually a show stopper...lol
oh and talked to conan...it's a DD!!!!

Well maybe it's the DD then... I dunno. Just sounds different to me. Maybe I'm crocked.

what's this 'maybe' shit?!?!?!?!!?

It's a word... What? you don't know what "Maybe" means?

I do know what it means...and in this case it means that you're not accepting what I'm telling you just because the answer isn't what you want to hear!
you needle dicked flea fucker

 

[Vrad]

oh, I'm always happy..............WITH THE DD IN THE VOMINATOR THAT IS!!!
lmfao

Go ahead... check the back of the pickup and get back to me... Oh but wait... it involves using tools... and you're fucking monkey who can't use a screwdriver! LOL!

I must know what pickup that is! FAG!! MUST KNOW!!

the reason I don't do that is cause I stick with what works!!!!!! face it, you're having a bad ear day and you're trying to blame it on the gear..ADMIT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes... that's it you insufferable fag... I'm having a bad ear day!

exactly, you bruised knee inmate taint licker!!!!

wow... I got nothing... LOL!

yeah, that's usually a show stopper...lol
oh and talked to conan...it's a DD!!!!

Well maybe it's the DD then... I dunno. Just sounds different to me. Maybe I'm crocked.

what's this 'maybe' shit?!?!?!?!!?

It's a word... What? you don't know what "Maybe" means?

I do know what it means...and in this case it means that you're not accepting what I'm telling you just because the answer isn't what you want to hear!
you needle dicked flea fucker

Ok ok... whatever... its a DD... No leave me alone...

 

[Khoi]

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