Monkey Man
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Idea:
Squirt some petrol up there and burn the fucker. It'll shrink to nothin'.
Squirt some petrol up there and burn the fucker. It'll shrink to nothin'.
japetus
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BREAKING NEWS: THE BAG IS GONE. I do not know when the bag departed, but I suspect strong winds as of late.
MadAsAHatter
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Only took 4 months to evict the sucker...
Baked Bean
Banned
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In other news........
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paulyc
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I gave you perfectly sound advice to burn the tree down but noooo… you wouldn’t take it.
311boogieman
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Dan Gleesak
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This is great news. I’ve been retaining semen since I first heard of the dilemma.
Time to open the flood gates
Time to open the flood gates
Baked Bean
Banned
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"$500 for the hour did not include THIS!. Good God man!"
japetus
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Some people have been messaging about the bag. It is still gone, and the leaves are falling at a rapid pace. If there is anymore bag activity, I will report back but for now, I will consider this thread closed.
Unacceptablenorm
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I have a specially trained spider monkey who could climb up and grab it for you. He's available to rent by the hour.
Dan Gleesak
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I used to work with a female tree climber at a landscape company. We called her spider monkey because she just flew up the trees. I must have beat off to her dozens of times
japetus
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Dammit I will be back.....
japetus
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I AM BACK HOLY SHIT
Dan Gleesak
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None of that looks safe