Need some OT bros help...

[Monkey Man]

KILL IT WITH FIRE DUDE!

Idea:

Squirt some petrol up there and burn the fucker. It'll shrink to nothin'.

 

[japetus]

BREAKING NEWS: THE BAG IS GONE. I do not know when the bag departed, but I suspect strong winds as of late.

 

[MadAsAHatter]

Only took 4 months to evict the sucker...

 

[Baked Bean]

In other news........

 

[paulyc]

I gave you perfectly sound advice to burn the tree down but noooo… you wouldn’t take it.

 

[311boogieman]

BREAKING NEWS: THE BAG IS GONE. I do not know when the bag departed, but I suspect strong winds as of late. View attachment 257766

Thank you for that update. I can finally get some real sleep now.

 

[Dan Gleesak]

This is great news. I’ve been retaining semen since I first heard of the dilemma.
Time to open the flood gates

 

[Baked Bean]

"$500 for the hour did not include THIS!. Good God man!"

 

[japetus]

Some people have been messaging about the bag. It is still gone, and the leaves are falling at a rapid pace. If there is anymore bag activity, I will report back but for now, I will consider this thread closed.

 

[Unacceptablenorm]

I have a specially trained spider monkey who could climb up and grab it for you. He's available to rent by the hour.

 

[Dan Gleesak]

I have a specially trained spider monkey who could climb up and grab it for you. He's available to rent by the hour.
View attachment 262719

I used to work with a female tree climber at a landscape company. We called her spider monkey because she just flew up the trees. I must have beat off to her dozens of times

 

[japetus]

Dammit I will be back.....

 

[japetus]

I AM BACK HOLY SHIT

 

[Dan Gleesak]

Dammit I will be back.....View attachment 262725

None of that looks safe

 

[japetus]

None of that looks safe