Padre Bonic":1mkv3h4i said:
TrueTone500":2vk4myez said:Did I happen to mention the time when I passed-out while taking a shit? Yes... It's true. I was laying on the bed, waiting for my girl Friday night to come in, when I stated getting bed-spins and shit pains... I went into the master bath, sat down on the toilet, and the last thing I remembered was listening to the buzzing of the lights... When I awoke, I was laying in the bathtub, pants down to my ankles, and a huge splatter of shit on the far end of the tub! Here's the thing... When I went into the bathroom, the lights were on. When I awoke, the lights were off? That meant that Meredith looked in the bathroom, saw me laying in the bathtub, and shut off the light. I actually couldn't remember where I was, or how I got there? All I knew was that I was in an alien abode, and that I shit all over the bathtub. I forgot to mention, that there was also a turd pinned between my ass cheeks.
After about 15 minutes, I was able to recall most of what happened. In a situation like this, I would normally try to make my way out of the house undetected, but this was just not an option. The bathroom had no window to climb out of, and Meredith was laying on the bed watching TV... What to do? I didn't have a car there, so I had no choice but to ask for a ride home. In the end, I was forced to emerge from the bathroom...
Me; "What's up?"
Meredith; "Seriously?"
She gave me a ride home, and I actually had the confidence (however misplaced) to ask her out on a date.
Me; "So then, would you like go out sometime?"
Meredith; "Seriously?"
Last I heard, Meredith is living in Paris, France. As for me... I'm here on RT!
...or a Joseph Stalin t-shirt.Crunchtime":1esay724 said:I'll take a Marshall and a boost over a Scameron anyday. Why would anyone want to have that shitbag's name across anything they own. Might as well wear Hilter jeans and drive a Bin Laden SUV.
This is but one episode in a library of misadventures; the worst being the time that I lost an extremely high-pressure load of diarrhea, while banging a girl in the backseat of Kenny Robbins '85 Sunbird.jcj":295r5amf said:TrueTone500":295r5amf said:Did I happen to mention the time when I passed-out while taking a shit? Yes... It's true. I was laying on the bed, waiting for my girl Friday night to come in, when I stated getting bed-spins and shit pains... I went into the master bath, sat down on the toilet, and the last thing I remembered was listening to the buzzing of the lights... When I awoke, I was laying in the bathtub, pants down to my ankles, and a huge splatter of shit on the far end of the tub! Here's the thing... When I went into the bathroom, the lights were on. When I awoke, the lights were off? That meant that Meredith looked in the bathroom, saw me laying in the bathtub, and shut off the light. I actually couldn't remember where I was, or how I got there? All I knew was that I was in an alien abode, and that I shit all over the bathtub. I forgot to mention, that there was also a turd pinned between my ass cheeks.
After about 15 minutes, I was able to recall most of what happened. In a situation like this, I would normally try to make my way out of the house undetected, but this was just not an option. The bathroom had no window to climb out of, and Meredith was laying on the bed watching TV... What to do? I didn't have a car there, so I had no choice but to ask for a ride home. In the end, I was forced to emerge from the bathroom...
Me; "What's up?"
Meredith; "Seriously?"
She gave me a ride home, and I actually had the confidence (however misplaced) to ask her out on a date.
Me; "So then, would you like go out sometime?"
Meredith; "Seriously?"
Last I heard, Meredith is living in Paris, France. As for me... I'm here on RT!
I laughed my ass off....mostly because I have no doubt this really happened.
dsquared":2vb5qx15 said:
TrueTone500":1i38mvx8 said:This is but one episode in a library of misadventures; the worst being the time that I lost an extremely high-pressure load of diarrhea, while banging a girl in the backseat of my Kenny Robbins '85 Sunbird.jcj":1i38mvx8 said:TrueTone500":1i38mvx8 said:Did I happen to mention the time when I passed-out while taking a shit? Yes... It's true. I was laying on the bed, waiting for my girl Friday night to come in, when I stated getting bed-spins and shit pains... I went into the master bath, sat down on the toilet, and the last thing I remembered was listening to the buzzing of the lights... When I awoke, I was laying in the bathtub, pants down to my ankles, and a huge splatter of shit on the far end of the tub! Here's the thing... When I went into the bathroom, the lights were on. When I awoke, the lights were off? That meant that Meredith looked in the bathroom, saw me laying in the bathtub, and shut off the light. I actually couldn't remember where I was, or how I got there? All I knew was that I was in an alien abode, and that I shit all over the bathtub. I forgot to mention, that there was also a turd pinned between my ass cheeks.
After about 15 minutes, I was able to recall most of what happened. In a situation like this, I would normally try to make my way out of the house undetected, but this was just not an option. The bathroom had no window to climb out of, and Meredith was laying on the bed watching TV... What to do? I didn't have a car there, so I had no choice but to ask for a ride home. In the end, I was forced to emerge from the bathroom...
Me; "What's up?"
Meredith; "Seriously?"
She gave me a ride home, and I actually had the confidence (however misplaced) to ask her out on a date.
Me; "So then, would you like go out sometime?"
Meredith; "Seriously?"
Last I heard, Meredith is living in Paris, France. As for me... I'm here on RT!
I laughed my ass off....mostly because I have no doubt this really happened.
se7en":19vzt2ha said:
MOOSEHEADS":1k55iue8 said:I just read this whole fucking hot mess and did not see any pics of camel toes so here is some......
I am saving the midget porn for myself.........
Now everone hit the showers and get clean.
'63-Strat":1hnwpspi said:
TrueTone500":3uvv92b9 said:This is but one episode in a library of misadventures; the worst being the time that I lost an extremely high-pressure load of diarrhea, while banging a girl in the backseat of Kenny Robbins '85 Sunbird.jcj":3uvv92b9 said:TrueTone500":3uvv92b9 said:Did I happen to mention the time when I passed-out while taking a shit? Yes... It's true. I was laying on the bed, waiting for my girl Friday night to come in, when I stated getting bed-spins and shit pains... I went into the master bath, sat down on the toilet, and the last thing I remembered was listening to the buzzing of the lights... When I awoke, I was laying in the bathtub, pants down to my ankles, and a huge splatter of shit on the far end of the tub! Here's the thing... When I went into the bathroom, the lights were on. When I awoke, the lights were off? That meant that Meredith looked in the bathroom, saw me laying in the bathtub, and shut off the light. I actually couldn't remember where I was, or how I got there? All I knew was that I was in an alien abode, and that I shit all over the bathtub. I forgot to mention, that there was also a turd pinned between my ass cheeks.
After about 15 minutes, I was able to recall most of what happened. In a situation like this, I would normally try to make my way out of the house undetected, but this was just not an option. The bathroom had no window to climb out of, and Meredith was laying on the bed watching TV... What to do? I didn't have a car there, so I had no choice but to ask for a ride home. In the end, I was forced to emerge from the bathroom...
Me; "What's up?"
Meredith; "Seriously?"
She gave me a ride home, and I actually had the confidence (however misplaced) to ask her out on a date.
Me; "So then, would you like go out sometime?"
Meredith; "Seriously?"
Last I heard, Meredith is living in Paris, France. As for me... I'm here on RT!
I laughed my ass off....mostly because I have no doubt this really happened.
Congrats on the awesome amp! where do i sign up!syncrodude007":3rzmya07 said:Steve K's a good dude...always been solid to deal with... also has great taste and the resources to acquire excellent equipment...Don't hate...
Feel bad for the dudes who got burned in the CCV debacle...catch a plane to LA find Cameron and make him settle up...
my 2...
yeti":1vyl3uh9 said:syncrodude007":1vyl3uh9 said:Steve K's a good dude...always been solid to deal with... also has great taste and the resources to acquire excellent equipment...Don't hate...
Feel bad for the dudes who got burned in the CCV debacle...catch a plane to LA find Cameron and make him settle up...
my 2...
Jesus fuck
Finally someone says the fucking logical obvious thing.
Man, this place......
