New fangled bicycle seat. Any takers

[70 Mach 1]

Which one of yous would like it

 

[Unacceptablenorm]

That looks slightly uncomfortable.

 

[Dan Gleesak]

Which one of yous would like itView attachment 265482

I’d prefer to buy one new and not used from you

 

[Dan Gleesak]

 

[70 Mach 1]

I’d prefer to buy one new and not used from you

Will still be new.
Got a sign on my ass that says "the road is closed".

I really needed that sign back in my dating days with a few nympho exes that were truly sexually nut jobs

Had one crazy whore gape for me. She worked on it for yrs and finally got it to pucker on command .

I stuck a mag light up there. I saw her organs. Not sure which though.

Still got the mag lite in my glove box.

That I'll let you borrow so long as Lindsay won't punch you out

 

[Dan Gleesak]

Will still be new.
Got a sign on my ass that says "the road is closed".

I really needed that sign back in my dating days with a few nympho exes that were truly sexually nut jobs

Had one crazy whore gape for me. She worked on it for yrs and finally got it to pucker on command .

I stuck a mag light up there. I saw her organs. Not sure which though.

Still got the mag lite in my glove box.

That I'll let you borrow so long as Lindsay won't punch you out

You are my favorite

 

[Unacceptablenorm]

This thread makes me ask:
Why are hotdogs sold in packs of 8, when only 6 or 7 fit up your ass at once?
?

 

[Dan Gleesak]

This thread makes me ask:
Why are hotdogs sold in packs of 8, when only 6 or 7 fit up your ass at once?
?

As a reminder that you can always better yourself

 

[Unacceptablenorm]

As a reminder that you can always better yourself

I love that you always look to the positive side of any situation man.
You have helped put this quandry to rest after many years of pondering the implications of this age old question.

 

[Artjr]

I believe this should be in the Sporting section, does it come in brown?

 

[VonBonfire]

SOMEHOW THESE SICKO THREAD ARE ALLOWED TO SNEAK BY FOR MANY PAGES IN THE GENERAL FORUM BEFORE THEY ARE MOVED. NOT ACCEPTABRO!!!!

 

[Wetordry]

This thread makes me ask:
Why are hotdogs sold in packs of 8, when only 6 or 7 fit up your ass at once?
?

Dedicate one to the ladies....

 

[70 Mach 1]

You are my favorite

Cheers

 

[paulyc]

SOMEHOW THESE SICKO THREAD ARE ALLOWED TO SNEAK BY FOR MANY PAGES IN THE GENERAL FORUM BEFORE THEY ARE MOVED. NOT ACCEPTABRO!!!!

I suggest you remove the stick from your rectum.

 

[dcburn]

Odd looking back rest?

 

[rsm]

 

[paulyc]

Odd looking back rest?

That’s the up your back rest ?

 

[Unacceptablenorm]

Holy shiznet, these actually exist. Saddlespur is a real company and actually makes these idiotic things. At first I thought it was just a funny image someone made.
Shake my head. About as genius as the shakeweights.

 

[Stripped Rights]

Holy shiznet, these actually exist. Saddlespur is a real company and actually makes these idiotic things. At first I thought it was just a funny image someone made.
Shake my head. About as genius as the shakeweights.

I showed a friend and he also looked it up "just to see if they exist" too. (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) ?

 

[Unacceptablenorm]

For the same effect, you just not use a seat at all and just mount a dildo in the seat post tube. Seems like it would be more effective and weigh less.