new yngwie is......

[controlled_voltage]

a disaster
the song ,the drums ,the vocals, it's just a wreck
ouch what a disappointment
let this be a lesson to everyone who self produces or thinks they can

 

[Tone Ranger]

Emmanuel Aguilar

 

[Tone Monster]

My god what bad mixing. Those fake drums need to come up like 10 db lol. BUT maybe that's why they buried them....so, so sampled

 

[Kapo_Polenton]

If ever there was a guy who SHOULDN'T have access to a home studio and ProTools.., its Yngwie. Could he not throw someone 1000$ to come in and track drums for an afternoon??

Essentially that song is 4 minutes of the same blues lick and harmonic minor runs and pictures of his ferraris which are now worth about 30K each with the exception of one or two of them. How do you not love Yngwie's love of himself though!

 

[guitarnerdswe]

Someone needs to steel whatever reverb unit he is using in the studio, just so he can't abuse it anymore.

 

[frthib]

Yngwie and blues is an interesting experiment.

As is smoked whipped cream with anchovy on a vegetable chocolate cake.

It's theorically possible. Doesn't mean it should be done.

 

[blackie13]

holy s@$$t...

this is bad...
the lyrics are so f stupid...even for yngwie...

and you know what's the worst thing...
if u manage to finish this...the next suggested song is Michael Romeos...which is awesome...

 

[japetus]

I heard my 89 year old grandma take a diarreah shit once, and it sounded better than this.

 

[DragonCrestPC]

Yikes.

 

[MetalHeadMike]

I heard my 89 year old grandma take a diarreah shit once, and it sounded better than this.

Edit:

Edit: jesus christ I finally was able to quit laughing and come up for air. I don't know why I found that so funny, but I haven't laughed that hard in years. My abs hurt now

 

[alan67]

Wow....and not in a good way

Let's see if there's an antidote.....probably not but it might help

 

[311boogieman]

I personally don't care for Yngwie.
Don't like his style.
Don't like his personality.
Can't name one song of his.
Never seen him live.
He's got one really popular album from the 80's right, but I can't think of the name of it. Rising Force maybe?


But honestly, that wasn't that bad

 

[romanianreaper]

What the F is that airplane engine noise in the background? Oh my god I feel like I'm on a flight line. WTF? I can't even listen to the misery because I keep ducking thinking a C-17 Globemaster is landing.

The music is horrible too. Just once couldn't he plug into a Fender amp and clean up his tone to respect the blues? SRV is twirling in his grave like Michelle Kwan doing a Triple Lutz....

 

[romanianreaper]

I personally don't care for Yngwie.
Don't like his style.
Don't like his personality.
Can't name one song of his.
Never seen him live.
He's got one really popular album from the 80's right, but I can't think of the name of it. Rising Force maybe?


But honestly, that wasn't that bad

His first album was awesome. The song Rising Force is great as well!

 

[psychodave]

Yngwie is a great player...but he needs to stick with his own style.

That said, he needs to lose the rock star outfit, cut his hair, throw on a simple T shirt and jeans and just play. I think he’d get a lot more respect these days.

 

[japetus]

Yngwie is a great player...but he needs to stick with his own style.

That said, he needs to lose the rock star outfit, cut his hair, throw on a simple T shirt and jeans and just play. I think he’d get a lot more respect these days.

Let's get down to brass tacks. He fucking shreds and still can. He licks dick at mixing... or whoever mixed this does. He is an old man who has no idea about mixing anything because he never had to...this sounds like some 2003 shitty SRV drum jam.

 

[controlled_voltage]

alcatrazz, his first two solo albums and selected tracks from later solo albums are smashing and he reinvented the game as we know just as EVH went soft
yngwie ignited a revolution and upped the ante BIG TIME
but this is just crap
he has totally lost the theme and quality control
his ego and his wife/manger have permanently ruined him and....
the plastic surgeon stole his soul

 

[japetus]

alcatrazz, his first two solo albums and selected tracks from later solo albums are smashing and he reinvented the game as we know just as EVH went soft
yngwie ignited a revolution and upped the ante BIG TIME
but this is just crap
he has totally lost the theme and quality control
his ego and his wife/manger have permanently ruined him and....
the plastic surgeon stole his soul

Be that as it may. This guy has fucking huge talent, one of the best ever..no doubt. I have heard people that have no talent, do way better. I would mix his album for free, and it would sound better. Unreal

 

[ProgFree]

If ever there was a guy who SHOULDN'T have access to a home studio and ProTools.., its Yngwie. Could he not throw someone 1000$ to come in and track drums for an afternoon??

https://www.discogs.com/Yngwie-Malmsteen-Blue-Lightning/release/13432809

 

[guitarnerdswe]

If ever there was a guy who SHOULDN'T have access to a home studio and ProTools.., its Yngwie. Could he not throw someone 1000$ to come in and track drums for an afternoon??

https://www.discogs.com/Yngwie-Malmsteen-Blue-Lightning/release/13432809

The drummer that is credited, there's nothing on the internet besides credit for this particular album.