NGD - "I love the smell of nitrocellulose in the morning..."

[mooncobra]

any videos?

 

[Scotty]

So when you say "call you back in an hour" I did not realize that in California time that would be taking the last curls at Huntington Beach, buy avocados from illegals that stole them while moving Mentoneman's lawn, and then blasting through some overrated canyon in your German yuppie oh my god I will never be able to retire M series man gender extender. Have fun with those valve guide seals that will spit more oil than the Saudis trying to keep their economy afloat.

I will get you my specs very soon and no they will not be from the Zoo's catalog of legacy Charvel builds using Pine, Redwood or using pups spun with downed angel's hair using magnets that were part of Thor's hammer or the Enola Gay.

As I stated I want in early as this will be my last guitar and your pricing is really going to shake up the old guard of witch craft building tears of Medusa's head used to lube the band saw blades while cutting through the mystical batch of wood that guarantees tone for days.

For the official pics can I send you some piss to be thrown against the wall just to make my spot?

Good luck my friend and remember that hope is a good thing and I will have the chess board ready.

 

[JerEvil]

I am loving the look of that single humbucker burst! I am going to reach out soon about a build.

 

[Scotty]

I had no idea that ordering a guitar that mimics ones built in 1979-1980 would require having a degree from MIT, how many options can one have to play badly on?

Thanks for all of the guidance Curt, you really are worthy of being labelled "A Baird Man" You made it as easy as getting laid in the Philippines designing my last guitar, the one that captures everything I have wanted and lusted for after looking at Charvels since the early 80s. It was an exciting time back then when super strats were just coming out and watching one company raise the bar another notch during NAMM reveals. Ah the look on the Kramer guys faces when the JEM was dropped in 1987. I used to cruise Brians Guitars in New Haven, now Sam Ash, where they sold Jackson and Charvel and never had the cash for any of them. Back then you could score a cord worth of shitbox tugboat playing les pauls for little more than a weeks work as a fry cook at Stuckies.

I must be leaving now, I have 2-3 weeks left before I have to pull the boat for the winter and have 140 gallons of fuel to burn and fish to catch. It was great speaking with you throughout the process, no way would I buy a guitar of this type from anyone else. It was like buying a Ferrari as I was led into a comfortable room smelling of leather and Johnnie Walker Blue having long legged Italian beauties handing me samples of virgin male cow leather....female cows have stretch marks duh.......while inhaling Cuban portofinos using Connecticut wraps. Caesar salad made table side while drinking a nice Mondavi blend with Pellegrino water to cleanse the pallet.

gratias ago tibi, amice

 

[thiswaythatway]

I had no idea that ordering a guitar that mimics ones built in 1979-1980 would require having a degree from MIT, how many options can one have to play badly on?

Thanks for all of the guidance Curt, you really are worthy of being labelled "A Baird Man" You made it as easy as getting laid in the Philippines designing my last guitar, the one that captures everything I have wanted and lusted for after looking at Charvels since the early 80s. It was an exciting time back then when super strats were just coming out and watching one company raise the bar another notch during NAMM reveals. Ah the look on the Kramer guys faces when the JEM was dropped in 1987. I used to cruise Brians Guitars in New Haven, now Sam Ash, where they sold Jackson and Charvel and never had the cash for any of them. Back then you could score a cord worth of shitbox tugboat playing les pauls for little more than a weeks work as a fry cook at Stuckies.

I must be leaving now, I have 2-3 weeks left before I have to pull the boat for the winter and have 140 gallons of fuel to burn and fish to catch. It was great speaking with you throughout the process, no way would I buy a guitar of this type from anyone else. It was like buying a Ferrari as I was led into a comfortable room smelling of leather and Johnnie Walker Blue having long legged Italian beauties handing me samples of virgin male cow leather....female cows have stretch marks duh.......while inhaling Cuban portofinos using Connecticut wraps. Caesar salad made table side while drinking a nice Mondavi blend with Pellegrino water to cleanse the pallet.

gratias ago tibi, amice

Did you get a hardtail so you can tune it down to Bb and play Killswitch Engage tunes?

 

[Scotty]

Listen pretty boy Jonas, the day I go to a Dork-O-Matic, my trademark by the way noobs so don't go using it without fiscal matters coming my way, you know it has a floyd on it.

Hope all is well with you and the family and while I enjoy the vids of your daughter doing funny kid stuff could you post some vids of you tearing it up? Don't let it get to your head but you are one of my favorite players.

 

[thiswaythatway]

Listen pretty boy Jonas, the day I go to a Dork-O-Matic, my trademark by the way noobs so don't go using it without fiscal matters coming my way, you know it has a floyd on it.

Hope all is well with you and the family and while I enjoy the vids of your daughter doing funny kid stuff could you post some vids of you tearing it up? Don't let it get to your head but you are one of my favorite players.

Ever since the Windows 10 upgrade Sonar took a shit on me. Funny thing, I've got a Japanese Charvel and it's great, can't go wrong for $475. I miss the old jams we all did on Harmony Central and the early days of this site. Now everyone wants a video with 4 different camera angles and whatnot, bahhumbug.

 

[psychodave]

^ lol. Yeah, lets move back and fourth between different camera angles for my "audio" clip. haha