Oh God. Retarded Guidos from NJ on MTV.

[thiswaythatway]

 

[skoora]

"I'm a bartener. I do great things"

Can't lie. I watched it. Figured it'd be an awesome trainwreck. I wasn't disappointed. My wife and I could literally only watch 10-15 minutes at a time off the DVR. I won't be continuing on their journey of growth and redemption though.

 

[DiezelMonster]

Really?......

Dudes really do thier hair in such ways? "and what not"


I'm just fuckin straight up

 

[EvilBatman]

"Guidos are the living proof that democracy is a farce, that any attempt to set people free from the confines of culture and the circumstances of birth results in an obnoxious cage and a debased honor culture so hideously twisted it makes hip-hop's calculated feuding look like a genuine display of grievance."

 

[OldSkoolNJ]

F'n Halarious
They are so full of them selves they don't know how much of a Jackass they really are...
Though they should have called the show Bennies...

1. Bennies :
The term BENNY originated from the letters of the train stations on the Jersey Shore line where annual toursit come down to the shore and mess up everything between Memorial day and Labor day.
(B)ayonne
(E)lizabeth
(N)ewark
(N)ew (Y)ork
Locals can spot a BENNY from miles away. They're ususaly of Italian decent, mostly from New York, they ask the dumbest things like "Which way is the beach?" and "What do you guys do during the winter?", they can't drive for shit, they think they're sweet, they crowd out beaches, malls, and basically our entire lives. They know only the major roads to get to the shore + home, they think it's cool to come down for the weekend, go to one of the 50 clubs on Ocean Av., trash the state and leave on Sunday. The cops all come out after Memorail day and hunt for the New York plates until Labor day, they pay WAY to much for a shack a block away from the beach.


I hope they follow it up with the P.A., Delaware version of this same species of person

1. Shoobies :
A term that originated in southern New Jersey that was used to describe tourists who packed lunches in shoe boxes to bring to the beach. Currently, the term is used to describe the flocks of northerners and Pennsylvanian's that travel to the South Jersey coastline during the summertime. They typically come in carpools of 5 or more, drive like snails, and crowd South Jersey boardwalks and beaches so much that locals can't enjoy themselves in their own hometowns.

 

[yngzaklynch]

Over where I'm from we roll a bit differently. We're proud of our beer guts and plumber cracks. Usually have a beer in one hand while picking our bellybutton lint with the other.

 

[Rob Tahan]

I watched both episodes and hated every second of it. ...thanks girlfriend
I dont know why i date a girl that likes that crap. Those arrogant pieces of trash make me sick. And since i live in Towson MD, we have a whole slew of them going to Towson University every year and crowding our bars..

 

[PaulyPanacea]

They will put any stupid shit on tv these days!!!

 

[ejecta]

I watched the show but wont watch anymore. But I have to say for a bit I watched in bewilderment because being a redneck from Kentucky that was like watching an alien movie.

They need to do a reality show of some of the people who live in this state. You would probably need subtitles but it would hilarious.

 

[Jakem]

TV's so full of shitty tv-shows nowadays; all these reality shows with idiots in them who will do anything to get their face on the cover of daily magazines. Many of the magazines have also turned to shit in the recent years (gossip news on front page all the time etc). The most pathetic thing isn't the fact that the tv and the press companies are broadcasting and writing this shit, the more worrying and pathetic thing is that people are watching the tv-shows and buying the magazines with these people in them. If people didn't watch the shitty shows or if people didn't buy the magazines with Paris Hilton etc on the cover, the companies wouldn't do shows or write about these kinds of stuff. These days people are so fucking blood thirsty for catastrophes, misery etc too so that the media gluttons with these kind of news. Sorry, had to rant of a bit of today's media... There'd be so much more stuff but I stop here.

 

[thiswaythatway]

TV's so full of shitty tv-shows nowadays; all these reality shows with idiots in them who will do anything to get their face on the cover of daily magazines. Many of the magazines have also turned to shit in the recent years (gossip news on front page all the time etc). The most pathetic thing isn't the fact that the tv and the press companies are broadcasting and writing this shit, the more worrying and pathetic thing is that people are watching the tv-shows and buying the magazines with these people in them. If people didn't watch the shitty shows or if people didn't buy the magazines with Paris Hilton etc on the cover, the companies wouldn't do shows or write about these kinds of stuff. These days people are so fucking blood thirsty for catastrophes, misery etc too so that the media gluttons with these kind of news. Sorry, had to rant of a bit of today's media... There'd be so much more stuff but I stop here.

The thing is, these people REALLY do act this way. They're not doing it just to get on TV, these morons really are this way in real life. When i played in the cover screne we had these morons at all our shows.

 

[ejecta]

TV's so full of shitty tv-shows nowadays; all these reality shows with idiots in them who will do anything to get their face on the cover of daily magazines. Many of the magazines have also turned to shit in the recent years (gossip news on front page all the time etc). The most pathetic thing isn't the fact that the tv and the press companies are broadcasting and writing this shit, the more worrying and pathetic thing is that people are watching the tv-shows and buying the magazines with these people in them. If people didn't watch the shitty shows or if people didn't buy the magazines with Paris Hilton etc on the cover, the companies wouldn't do shows or write about these kinds of stuff. These days people are so fucking blood thirsty for catastrophes, misery etc too so that the media gluttons with these kind of news. Sorry, had to rant of a bit of today's media... There'd be so much more stuff but I stop here.

The thing is, these people REALLY do act this way. They're not doing it just to get on TV, these morons really are this way in real life. When i played in the cover screne we had these morons at all our shows.

Were they "fist pumpin"?

 

[Jakem]

The thing is, these people REALLY do act this way. They're not doing it just to get on TV, these morons really are this way in real life. When i played in the cover screne we had these morons at all our shows.

Yep. My post was about the state of the media generally these days. Who wants to watch that kind of idiots on tv???

 

[FixXxer]

this to me is an alltime low and I'm Italian. These guys are a disgrace. Hillbilly's.

That said, I watched the first episode and won't be tunig in.

MV might want to rethink the entire video thing...

 

[thiswaythatway]

The thing is, these people REALLY do act this way. They're not doing it just to get on TV, these morons really are this way in real life. When i played in the cover screne we had these morons at all our shows.

Yep. My post was about the state of the media generally these days. Who wants to watch that kind of idiots on tv???

Funny thing i don't have to turn on my tv, i can go to any number of local bars. Guidos are like cockroaches. In the Summer they invade the Jersey shores, Fall and Winter they fall back to their dens in Northern NJ and New York.

Guido bitches are pretty entertaining though I have found that all you need to fuck a Guidette is spikey hair, and anything resembling an athletic body type. Personality counts for NOTHING

 

[Jakem]

The thing is, these people REALLY do act this way. They're not doing it just to get on TV, these morons really are this way in real life. When i played in the cover screne we had these morons at all our shows.

Yep. My post was about the state of the media generally these days. Who wants to watch that kind of idiots on tv???

Funny thing i don't have to turn on my tv, i can go to any number of local bars. Guidos are like cockroaches. In the Summer they invade the Jersey shores, Fall and Winter they fall back to their dens in Northern NJ and New York.

Guido bitches are pretty entertaining though I have found that all you need to fuck a Guidette is spikey hair, and anything resembling an athletic body type. Personality counts for NOTHING

 

[southernman]

F'n Halarious
They are so full of them selves they don't know how much of a Jackass they really are...
Though they should have called the show Bennies...

1. Bennies :
The term BENNY originated from the letters of the train stations on the Jersey Shore line where annual toursit come down to the shore and mess up everything between Memorial day and Labor day.
(B)ayonne
(E)lizabeth
(N)ewark
(N)ew (Y)ork
Locals can spot a BENNY from miles away. They're ususaly of Italian decent, mostly from New York, they ask the dumbest things like "Which way is the beach?" and "What do you guys do during the winter?", they can't drive for shit, they think they're sweet, they crowd out beaches, malls, and basically our entire lives. They know only the major roads to get to the shore + home, they think it's cool to come down for the weekend, go to one of the 50 clubs on Ocean Av., trash the state and leave on Sunday. The cops all come out after Memorail day and hunt for the New York plates until Labor day, they pay WAY to much for a shack a block away from the beach.


I hope they follow it up with the P.A., Delaware version of this same species of person

1. Shoobies :
A term that originated in southern New Jersey that was used to describe tourists who packed lunches in shoe boxes to bring to the beach. Currently, the term is used to describe the flocks of northerners and Pennsylvanian's that travel to the South Jersey coastline during the summertime. They typically come in carpools of 5 or more, drive like snails, and crowd South Jersey boardwalks and beaches so much that locals can't enjoy themselves in their own hometowns.

I actually grew up both across the bridge from Seaside and in the next town over (Ortley Bch). We made a hobby out of busting these guys' chops and actually kicking their ass on a regular basis. They are the most rude and obnoxious human creatures I have ever encountered. Being in the south the last 20 years, I forgot how irritating these people are. Thanks MTV *&%$@!

 

[OldSkoolNJ]

I actually grew up both across the bridge from Seaside and in the next town over (Ortley Bch). We made a hobby out of busting these guys' chops and actually kicking their ass on a regular basis. They are the most rude and obnoxious human creatures I have ever encountered. Being in the south the last 20 years, I forgot how irritating these people are. Thanks MTV *&%$@!

Me to except a few miles outside of Ocean City

 

[dfrattaroli]

Well "Retarded Guidos from NJ" is redundant. Straight from the Department Of Redundancy Department.

 

[thiswaythatway]

F'n Halarious
They are so full of them selves they don't know how much of a Jackass they really are...
Though they should have called the show Bennies...

1. Bennies :
The term BENNY originated from the letters of the train stations on the Jersey Shore line where annual toursit come down to the shore and mess up everything between Memorial day and Labor day.
(B)ayonne
(E)lizabeth
(N)ewark
(N)ew (Y)ork
Locals can spot a BENNY from miles away. They're ususaly of Italian decent, mostly from New York, they ask the dumbest things like "Which way is the beach?" and "What do you guys do during the winter?", they can't drive for shit, they think they're sweet, they crowd out beaches, malls, and basically our entire lives. They know only the major roads to get to the shore + home, they think it's cool to come down for the weekend, go to one of the 50 clubs on Ocean Av., trash the state and leave on Sunday. The cops all come out after Memorail day and hunt for the New York plates until Labor day, they pay WAY to much for a shack a block away from the beach.


I hope they follow it up with the P.A., Delaware version of this same species of person

1. Shoobies :
A term that originated in southern New Jersey that was used to describe tourists who packed lunches in shoe boxes to bring to the beach. Currently, the term is used to describe the flocks of northerners and Pennsylvanian's that travel to the South Jersey coastline during the summertime. They typically come in carpools of 5 or more, drive like snails, and crowd South Jersey boardwalks and beaches so much that locals can't enjoy themselves in their own hometowns.

I actually grew up both across the bridge from Seaside and in the next town over (Ortley Bch). We made a hobby out of busting these guys' chops and actually kicking their ass on a regular basis. They are the most rude and obnoxious human creatures I have ever encountered. Being in the south the last 20 years, I forgot how irritating these people are. Thanks MTV *&%$@!

I think Seaside now has big fines for fighting. And you gotta love the cruising ordinace. I don't think you're allowed to circle the same block more than twice.