Pretty sure Donnie is on vacay in NK

[70 Mach 1]

No word from him in weeks.

Headlines should be hitting the news very soon.

Dumb Amurikhan in custody

I heard the Fat Bastard dictator likes guitars and basketball.

Maybe they can make friends and he will save the world.

July 22 national Donnie day

 

[WEF Chairman]

I heard he once beat a shark to death……with another shark.

 

[84superchamp]

I heard it on the news. He RAN across the border…I can’t imagine that.

 

[Stripped Rights]

I heard he once beat a shark to death……with another shark.

I heard his fists have fists.

 

[Bagel and Creamcheese]

I heard his fists have fists.

When Donnie does pushups he remains stationary, the earth moves.

 

[Ben Waylin]

I heard it on the news. He RAN across the border…I can’t imagine that.

He got real angry when he found out ribbed condoms don't actually taste like ribs.

?

 

[Stripped Rights]

When Donnie does pushups he remains stationary, the earth moves.

Donnie can dribble a bowling ball.

 

[YabbaDabbaDoo]

I heard that Donnie spent time with 1500 Transgenders as he fully supports them here in public posts constantly.

They said, it stretched a mile but didn't tear an inch.

 

[Stripped Rights]

He got real angry when he found out ribbed condoms don't actually taste like ribs.

?

A dinosaur made Donnie angry once. You know what happened to them.

 

[YabbaDabbaDoo]

I heard that Donnie had a lobotomy...........and he can STILL create ALTs.

 

[Stripped Rights]

Champions are the breakfast of Donnie.

 

[YabbaDabbaDoo]

I heard that Donnie is SO SMART he can memorize and recite every word on his Divorce Certificate in Californian.

 

[Ben Waylin]

I heard that Donnie is SO SMART he can memorise and recite every word on his Divorce Certificate.

 

[WEF Chairman]

Donnie’s piss can clog a toilet.

 

[Stripped Rights]

Donnie’s piss can clog a toilet.

People piss their name into snow. Donnie pisses his name into concrete.

 

[Stripped Rights]

Donnie can tie his shoes with his feet!

 

[JackTheBear]

I heard that Donnie is SO SMART he can memorize and recite every word on his Divorce Certificate in Californian.

BAM??

Yabba FTW.

 

[Stripped Rights]

Donnie can drown fish.

 

[Stripped Rights]

Donnie can play the violin with a piano!

 

[Stripped Rights]

Donnie can speak braille and counted to infinity thrice!