Prison cooking….

[JackBootedThug]

This stuff is really clever and resourceful

Can prisoners really get access to, for example, entire large packages of cookies, etc? And Jolly Ranchers, etc?

From the commissary. Prison store. Shelf stable food and drinks. Toiletries….some clothes…etc.

 

[JackBootedThug]

Is it true that if you're the inmate in charge of the kitchen you got other group leaders vying for favors from you?
I've read a million books about everything and one quote from a prisoner in one always stuck with me:
Something like, "A man doing time has only eating, shitting, and sleeping. DO NOT FUCK with any of them".

Yes. Because they have access to stuff that the general population doesn’t. Now that only means that they have access to steal basically.

 

[watson503]

Any of you reprobates ever do any time? Most of you know I retired from the bop a couple years ago. I happened to stumble across this dude on YouTube…fuck it brings back memories…keefe instant coffee….sheebang potato chips…?

Keefe coffee...The black bag wasn't too bad but there was this brown bag (wasn't Keefe, it'd replace it when they were out of stock) shit that was like dust and was beyond awful.

The cheesecakes they'd make down here they'd use graham crackers, powdered milk, and a lemon Kool-Off that'd congeal it and form the cheesecake - shit wasn't too bad but there were some awful creations I've tried.

 

[japetus]

Made some hooch in my younger years...

 

[Strandberg Junkie]

graham crackers

So much more legit.
The cookies in the video was the one thing that stood out as just wrong.

 

[Floyd Eye]

Any of you reprobates ever do any time? Most of you know I retired from the bop a couple years ago. I happened to stumble across this dude on YouTube…fuck it brings back memories…keefe instant coffee….sheebang potato chips…?

Bugler. Kite.

 

[Dan Gleesak]

I had a good relationship with the head of the gd’s where I worked. He used to hook me up with laughy taffy….good stuff..it’s amazing what they could do with a trash bag and hot water. I tried to explain to them that they were basically doing souse vide with 190 tap water. It worked.

Surprising they would let people near water so hot. I don’t know how strict building codes are in prisons though

 

[JackBootedThug]

Bugler. Kite.

Outlawed years ago.

 

[JackBootedThug]

Surprising they would let people near water so hot. I don’t know how strict building codes are in prisons though

That’s the tap water temperature bro.

 

[Dan Gleesak]

That’s the tap water temperature bro.

That’s pretty crazy. I’ve never seen a building that was allowed hotter than 120 for domestic water

 

[JackBootedThug]

I think when they removed all the microwaves and washing machines from the units they kinda decided to do that. Who knows? It’s the fuckin government dude.

 

[Strandberg Junkie]

That’s pretty crazy. I’ve never seen a building that was allowed hotter than 120 for domestic water

Google 'Prison Napalm'.

 

[Treeman]

im pretty sure just the bitches do the cooking and cleaning

Not true at all

 

[JackBootedThug]

Google 'Prison Napalm'.

I watched a Jamaican dude take a shotgun pan full of hot oil out of the deep fryer right in the face once…that was rough…don’t gamble…unless you can pay your debts..

 

[Dan Gleesak]

Google 'Prison Napalm'.

Sounds unpleasant

 

[paulyc]

I watched a Jamaican dude take a shotgun pan full of hot oil out of the deep fryer right in the face once…that was rough…don’t gamble…unless you can pay your debts..

Right out of The Watchmen movie !!!

 

[JackBootedThug]

Right out of The Watchmen movie !!!

yup and that was in 2000....the movie came out years later. he was really dark skinned, after that he was like a painted pony where the grease got him. weird.