Yep, that’s me alright!!!
Seriously tho’ Exo-Metal.
About 10 years ago I was with my brother-in-law
at a meaty pub in west London.
He’s a caucasian South African.
Well, Exo, I don’t know if you’ve been to other countries long enough to really see how we are looked at as Americans-hold that thought.
So I hear a lot more then “taking the piss”
at the American.
I was the only American in the pub, everyone else besides my BIL were polish and most were from a polish rugby team and a few of their mates.
Man, I want no trouble, I just wanna get loaded & have a good time….no.
I swear I saw Bill Bigsby outta the corner of my shadow….dudes I warned them about
“The Werewolf” (who bites till his teeth clutch together),
Too late as a chair was smashed right over the top of my head and down I went, they began kicking the living shit outta me…but they couldn’t see me down there after a bit and I scurried like a fucking cockroach around the bar , where I could freely turn into the Incredible Hulk and start picking these cocks*cker’s off with whiskey bottles,
the broom…at least 3 of them got their shit pushed in with that broomstick handle and then… I just started launching and latching onto to anyone and began eating as much off their bones as visciously as possible or to my favorite, -them ripe charged arteries
.
-*until my teeth clutch in his flesh*,
it’s much like a super drug is the best example I can think of what’s going through my mind at that moment of crunchy’ bliss.
Humans taste like lobster and I hate lobster,
-but I love me some human lobster’..
It was a BLOODBATH.
I suffered multiple fractures,GNARLY gashes,
but no fractured teeth…..hmmmmm
Bon Appetite.
Much more details but I just wanted to give you
the cliff notes of it.
Cheers!!!